ran to wendys at 1am

so basically you did a really bad crime and now the police are after you, so you run to the nearest plce the police (probably) wouldnt suspect, your local Wendy's

how did the police catch you so fast? well, turns out your the dumbest criminal alive and left your id next to the crime scene. weird right?

bro, i ran to wendys at 1am yesterday to avoid the police
whatd you do?
we dont talk about it.

by autorin_person January 30, 2022

wendys

Good joke to pull on some of your friends that are to slow to pick up on it.

Jack:Hey man do you like Wendy's?
Friend: Yeah(95% of the time they will say that cause who the hell would think of that anyway)
Jack: So you like when Dees Nuts hit your chin.

by Jack Mehoff February 14, 2005

Wenius

n: a highly intelligent elbow. Derived from the joining of "genius" meaning smart and "wenus" referring to the elbow.

hobo #1: "Dang, look at that Harvord chick's bod! Her arms are really in shape!"

hobo #2: "Yeah man, she definitely has a wenius."

by tajacylor January 12, 2011

Wends

Short-term for Wendy's used only by hard-core Wendy's-goers.

"Dude, you wanna go to Wends later?"
"Yeah man, we've only gone twice so far today! I'm totally craving a spicy chik!"

by Leeves January 24, 2006

wendys

A fast food restaurant that often spices up the food with a mouse or other rodent in their food. Especially the chili.

I loves them Wendys rodent food!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

Wendys

Best cheeseburgers on planet earth!

Tim: "What should I get from McDonald's"

Amy: "Directions to Wendys"

by NotRobbin January 30, 2017

Wendys

Fast food place:

Service=Slow

Food=Sometimes fine, other times undercooked

Price=Jacked. You can get 2 Cheeseburgers, Fries and a medium drink at McDonalds for $3.80. At Wendys it'll cost you $4.31 for a Cheeseburger, Fries and a drink. Just ONE Cheeseburger at Wendys will cost you 3 bucks.

Let's go to Wendys!

NO WAAAAAAAAY TO EXPENSIVE!

by 1069 October 25, 2005