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mushroom-shaped welt

A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.
Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.
by Baller-Ass Nigga June 17, 2004
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Westyn

A Justin Bieber Copy-Cat. The trouble maker of the group (in a good way!) A fast athletic person, and well fit. Is such a stud, and loved by all the girls. But when it comes down to it a great listener and an amazing friend!!!!
hey mom it's JUSTIN BIEBER. No honey its just Westyn.
by theonesyoulove! January 6, 2012
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Weldy

'A weldy' A girl who makes you take a double, then triple take. Someone of great beauty. Might stem from 'wordly', but that won't matter at the time
Watch out!
What?

There's a weldy, at six o'clock
Where, where?

In the blue top and the brown boots...
Oh yeah, I see the weldy
by samebleedingbit February 23, 2011
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wertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,

When you try to typeqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but you don't type the q and type an comma on the end instead.
Person#1: hey are you writing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Person#2: I tried but accidentally spelled wertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,
by Nobody@nothing.com June 1, 2020
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wertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

either you tried to google qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

or you're busy trying every combination out there and checking if it's on urban dictionary
wertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

i don't have that sorta time

sorry
by Pizzahunter7 September 9, 2017
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Ma-Weldy

A common nick name for somebody with an overall lack of golfing skills. This person can also be described as a shankapotamus.
Did you see that shank? Dan is a total Ma-Weldy!
by Golf Chaos March 23, 2010
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Westy Guy

A male that attends Westminster School in Simsbury Connecticut, usually able to be spotted by a guy wearing vineyard vines shorts and a drug rug on their free time with a lax stick in one hand and the hand of a blonde anorexic freshman girl in the other. Westy Guys tend to be blind unless there is a blonde girl or lacrosse stick in sight. They say terms such as,"rattled", "chyeah squibb", "legit", "sick bro", and "detwigged". They tend to segregate into groups: varsity hockey boys (known for breaking lunch room doors) lacrosse boys (boys that always wear midcaf socks and sperrys) and boys who try to fit into these groups (the tools). In conclusion westy boys are a large waste of space, and don't deserve to be seen as anything but conceited and douchebaggish.

P.S. Four Square and dissing each other in dorm rap battles, that make you sound more stupid than you already are, is not a sufficient way to spend free time.
Westy Girl: Wanna go hook up during block 4
Westy Guy: No, there is a four square game going on outside....
by pseudonym894 April 18, 2010
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