noaa weather radio

NOAA Weather Radio broadcasts the weather and weather alerts issued by your regional National Weather Service Office (NWS) almost everywhere in the United States on 7 different frequencies. Very useful if you live in the South or Midwest.

My noaa weather radio just went off for a Severe Thunderstorm Watch at 3:30am!!!!

by urbanreviewer696969 May 5, 2019

Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend

Someone who is only with someone else for their money, popularity, or good reputation. They dump the person as soon as things start looking bad for the person.

Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend:

1.
A- "Hey, have you seen Lauren's new boyfriend?"

B- "Yeah, I've seen him with some other girls before. He's a total fair weather boyfriend."

2.

A-"Zeke, where's Amy? Did she dump you?"

B- "Yeah, I'm poorer than a hobo now. Amy found out and broke up with me, what a fair weather girlfriend."

by FlyingNinjaRightBehindYouRUN June 3, 2011

Direct Weather

A misinformation specialist on YouTube who claims he is good at forecasting weather when in reality he has little deep understanding of the science of Meteorology and just provides bugs-bunny graphics and inaccurate forecasts to people who know even less than he does

That direct weather guy called for a historically severe weather season and it was one of the least active on record. What a bunch of BS. Plus wasn’t he also forecasting a historically cold winter and it was one of the warmest ever?

by Illmathematical September 25, 2020

Weather Report

A jazz band from the the '70s, Weather Report was made up of pianist Joe Zawinul and saxophonist Wayne Shorter, with a lot of others coming in and out in rotation. Some members that have gone through include the late great Jaco Pastorius, who was a virtuoso at bass. They went through a string of drummers, including Alphonse Mouzon, Eric Gravatt, Greg Errico, Leon 'Ndugu' Chancler, and Chester Thompson.

Oh yeah, and their album "Heavy Weather" fucking kicks!

Weather Report featured Jaco Pastorius, therefore Weather Report owns all.

by Christopher Riggs October 3, 2005

under the weather

During the days when ships were powered by sail, the captains log documented everything that happended during the day. As sickness could spread rapidly on a ship,there were often times where the number of sailers that were ill exceeded the space provided in the log to record their names. During these times, the excess names of the sick were recorded in the next column, which was reserved for the weather conditions of the day. Thus, it was not unusal for an ill sailor to be listed "under the weather".

Don't get too close to Ahab, he is under the weather today.

by R. Lowerre December 14, 2008

kamikaze weather

Very cold weather, so named from the nasty nip in the air.

Fellow 1: Brrrr. It's bitterly cold out there, old bean.
Fellow 2: I couldn't agree more. It's definitely kamikaze weather. Wouldn't want to go out in it, that's for sure.

by Flakey December 28, 2008

weather porn

(noun) Footage of severe weather causing damage or incredible phenomena, which are enjoyable and gratifying to the viewers. Weather porn is a common product of storm chasers and news stations. Tornadoes are by far the most common subject of weather porn, but hurricanes, thunderstorms and flooding events can produce effective weather porn. Some weather porn may involve no damage, such as a view of the storm itself. In this context, a good money shot is a closeup of the storm doing damage.

Weather-related video clips that include title/keywords such as "Incredible," "Amazing," "Deadly" and other superlatives are often a good marker of weather porn.

The Super Outbreak of 2011 seemed to result in a similar outbreak of weather porn!

by Lefty September 25, 2013