weak sauce

A bodily chemical produced by an absurdity of one's character, or an action resulting from such a condition. Weak sauce originates from the sausage glands in the tongue due to excessive weakness in the words that are said. This causes swelling of the ego which tends to lead to oozing of weak sauce from one's pores. If and when one is fully enveloped in weak sauce they will then on out be referred to as a "weak sausage"

Shelly is drunk and spewing weak sauce again

by DUDEofLORE May 08, 2006

weak sauce

A term used to define the reckless abandonment of a bands' true roots for music that is mainstream and marketable. Weak Sauce is generally applied by big name producers who work to destroy the true meaning of indie music, and make every successful band sound alike.

Common applications of Weak Sauce include:
-Limiting of guitar distortion
-Adding piano or keyboards to otherwise hard guitar rock
-Adding ultra-emotional lyrics
-Backup vocals consisting of oooo, ahhh and whoa
-Slowing down of music
-Complete genre change from one album to the next

by arecon May 05, 2006

weak sauce

A noun or adjective used as a less offensive way of saying that someone or something sucks.

1. That throw was weak sauce
2. Have you seen his car? That thing is weak sauce

by guyfromipanema July 24, 2009

weak sauce

to be very funny or stupid

yo that bitch is weak sauce

by BGallardo October 16, 2009

dipped in weak sauce

Derived from weak sauce, this refers to anyone who messed something up, failed at an endevour, or otherwise failed to meet certain expectations/standards through inexcusable inaction.

Willy: Wassup playboooiiieeee?! I heard all ya'alls got laid last night!

Bruce: Fuck ya playa, everyone besides Clarence. He was dipped in weak sauce.

Willy: He always is...

by Maxwell Anderson October 07, 2007

Weak sauce

A kiwi who can't stay out past nine in the evening for a variety of reasons; namely the desire to go home and draw a bath and listen to Celine Dion.

Boy, that Callum sure is weak sauce!

by P diddy22 March 19, 2008

weak sauce brownie points

Commonly used word by Montclair, New Jersey teenagers, usually those who think that they're cool enough to create a new slang term.

If you live in Montclair and think you're really cool you will use this word for no reason when in reality no one really knows what it means.

"Yo son, you're buggin'"
"Trillz. Weak sauce brownie points."

by Weaksaucebrowniepoints July 12, 2009