Wazzle

Scottish slang for urination.

I'm just aff for a wazzle.

I wouldn't wazzle on him if he was on fire.

by Dotcottonlickingpissoffanettle December 27, 2011

Warbler

A sex act. Putting a bird up your ass and jerking off on your grandmother.

Dude, last nights warbler was epic.

by akpeat March 31, 2010

wable

An abbreviated way to refer to someone whom only has one testicle.

Jason had his ball removed last week, HE'S A WABLE!

by Thetodd August 10, 2017

Wamblerooski

Having a frustrated/irritating/crap time masturbating because of a lot of distractions outside/threat of being walked in on.

Your parents having an argument

Your sister singing an annoying song

Family are round so you are very worried.

I just had a the worst wank ever, such a 'WAMBLEROOSKI'.

by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade December 25, 2009

Wamblecock'd

Dropping some heavy-ass knowledge on fools who don't know what time it is.

"That dude just got wamblecock'd"

by jarrell127 November 3, 2011

wazzledonkey

A wazzledonkey is someone who is being an asshole; someone who is being a dick

"No one cares"
"F*ck you , you wazzledonkey"

by SuicidalMemoirs March 11, 2017

Warble

N. An anonymous report about disruptive behavior witnessed or experienced at work, submitted to an offender's manager.

V. The active of filing an anonymous report about disruptive behavior witnessed or experienced at work to an offender's manager.

N. "I bet that jerk has two dozen warbles filed about him."
V. "It was gross how he tried to grab her ass on the way into that meeting. She should warble it."

by pjv60 April 7, 2019