Dick Watcher 

A person (typically male) who is obsessively monitoring someone else’s hookups.

Man, Tristan is such a dick watcher. He’s always telling people about who I’m fucking.

Dick Watcher by Vikwatcher October 10, 2021

Download-watcher 

Loser with vacant brain that has nothing better to do than watch the progress bar of his download.

Look at Loser Leopauld watch his stupid download go! That download-watcher is a true waste of life and skin!

Download-watcher by Chance January 12, 2009

tank-watcher 

A player in Halo 2 that waits by the tank on Coagulation to shoot unsuspecting opponents (unless they are screen-lookers) attempting to board the tank.

Player 1 "Hey! WTF you're a tank-watcher!"
Player 2 "How'd you know?"
Player 1 "Cause I'm a screen-looker."

tank-watcher by John McClane August 10, 2007

backseat watcher 

when people are watching tv, and one person begins to tell the person in possession of the remote to change channels.

Ron- "we missed the last play of the game because joe made rick change the channel to the weather station"

tom- "what a backseat watcher"

backseat watcher by guppietoe December 5, 2009

Penis Watcher

A tiny woman who loves to gander at a man's penis when the opportunity "arises".
This could occur before or after sexual activity or just walking down the sidewalk.

Her ganders may occur frequently or at random times of interest. She prefers the site of her boyfriend's penis but would look at another if it flopped out from an unsecured zipper.
It brings her joy and sexual arousal.

K-Muffin is quite the penis watcher

Penis Watcher by Dmuffin July 19, 2018

whale watcher

An individual who is infatuated by obese rotund women. The individual will express a hatred towards them as a facade for his friends, however in reality he is extremely down bad.

Holy moly, Antony is the biggest whale watcher to ever exist. All he does is them fat bitches' homework. Mandem is so sad.

whale watcher by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 16, 2021

porn watcher 

Someone that watches porn

It’s in the name

“Go touch some grass, you porn watcher!”

porn watcher by Idoubtthefbiwillcometomyhouse May 31, 2021