waretown

A small town located in Southern Ocean County, New Jersey. What some would call a 'shore town'. Please note, what I mean by shore town is that from memorial day weekend to labor day weekend our entire county is swormed with creepy guido kids and people who don't know how to drive who we reffer to as ''benny's'' from north jersey who are named ''vinny'' and ''tony'' with slicked back hair and orange tans...but back to what i was saying. It's only a 2 mile stretch down route 9 and if you sneeze, you may miss it. While visiting this town you may notice an over abundance of lifted pickup trucks and lack of any minorities..maybe caused by the confederate flags flying from the pickup trucks. While visiting our town please to be sure to stop by our local Wawa and Post Office, the only two attractions in this lovely little town of ours. Also located here are many adolescent boys with big egos and small muscles. They all talk tough but don't be scared, the little guys are harmless. A little tid bit of information here, Waretown's water supply also contains roughly 7% more chlorine than any other local tap water, something learned while trying to purchase a fish locally. Low tide in our town smells like a sewage dump is right off our coast and just a short jog out of town is the wold reowned Oyster Creek Power Plant...3 eyed fish sold seperately.

Waretown would be a pretty lousy vacation town.

by LovelyLittleHick May 18, 2008

Warehouse Christian

One of the thousands of Fundamental or Evangelical Christians who warship every Sunday in a converted warehouse, judging everyone, thinking they are better than everyone that isn't inside said warehouse. Most of their children are homeschooled and taught to judge those that are different... especially the liberals and homosexuals.

Oh there goes Rachel, she isn't allowed to talk to me anymore because I have two mom's and she is a warehouse Christian.

by TracyMichelle February 3, 2019

Mens Warehouse

Your going to like the way you look. I guarantee it.

I go this suit at Mens Warehouse, yeah i like the way i look.

by btgm July 16, 2010

warszawa

the capital of Poland. About 2 million of citizens. 80% of buildings were destroyed in Warsaw Uprising in 44' and after that blown up by Germans. After WW2 restored. Situation in the 40s and 50s was really hard in Poland, Warsaw was rebuilt without any help from the outside, mostly by citizens. The most significant point in Warsaw is The Palace Of Culture and Science, the gift from USSR, built in 50s by Russians. its very similar to Moscow palaces - a huge socrealistic piece of beton. Because of the destruction during the WW2 there are plenty of free space even in the centre of city - there are many parks located.

poland polish

by wolan October 10, 2004

Wareham, Massachusetts.

A moderately big town with a small-town mentality. Awash with stoners, fake ghetto people, scene kids, and the occasional nerd. You want to go get stoned? Onset's the place for you. Party till midnight? Shang's where it's at. Wareham is right before the Cape, so all the lovely (stupid) tourists drive right through. Most kids at the middle/high schools seem to think it's their God-given right to mouth off, while the rest of us wonder why their parent's didn't use a condom. Never move here. You won't be able to claw your way out.

Middle Schooler: I'm so quetto with my 394393 inbred cousins and my lack of spelling skills AND I GOT SWAG.

Normal Person: Shoot me. With a gun. In the head. Anything to get away from Wareham, Massachusetts.

by I hate it here. January 6, 2011

tupper-ware titties

Fake Breasts

She said "I want you to climb in this underwear, silly"
But I was turned off by her tupper-ware titties

by rae October 21, 2003

Warzone Player

A man with a big cock big balls unlike Timmy who play fortnite with his 1.5 inch peen and doesn’t even have balls and uses his moms credit card to buy v bucks

Yo dude did u hear that Johnny is a warzone player

by The Warzone guy August 21, 2020