Wanking off

1) masturbating
2) Being lazy.

1) Mom was horrified when she caught Jimmy wanking off to internet porn.
2) Would you quit wanking off and get back to work already?

by PapaPalpatine2008 May 15, 2015

wanking spanners

Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers

By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners

by Tight Trousers August 10, 2006

Premeditated Wanking

Engaging in the act of wanking having pre-planned the desired time, location, and length of time in which the act of wanking should occur. Often used by homosexual men who have other, gayer things they could be doing.

"I prefer premeditated wanking over other types of wanking, I need the time to get ready for something so emotionally affectional"

by nubcake October 16, 2006

Wanking

What you do late at night

Barry was home alone went to pornhub and started wanking

by Firing looper August 10, 2014

extreme wanking

The art of masturbating till near climax. Whereabouts you shout: "Hey mum come here a minute!". You then have the time it take till you mum arrives to finish jacking off and get cleaned up.

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Chain wanking

Similar to chain smoking except it is having one wank after another, usually practised by teenage boys with internet access in their bedroom

A mother will shout up the stairs to her son "get up it is 2pm" and the boys father will tell her "leave the boy alone, he is chain wanking"

by Kendo Bazoo November 14, 2009

nigger wamping

Rap music made by black rappers listened to with the base turned up ridiculously high.

I was outside when an old piece of shit Cutlass with 35" rims, full of ghetto thugs, rolled past and they had that nigger wamping shit blasting

by GhettoCruiser May 18, 2010