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The Walrus

This is an advanced sex move where one ejaculates in the back of their partner’s mouth than immediately karate chops them in the throat Danny Larusso style(aka the Ralph). This causes the released semen to squirt violently out of the partner’s nose resembling a Walrus.
I gave her the Walrus on the first date. This was also the last.
by The Sauce Man February 26, 2011
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walrus

An older gentleman using the online children's game 'Club Penguin' as a playground to find little unsuspecting kiddies to drag back to his 'ice-dungeon' (usually an upside-down couch with a thawing bag of frozen peas)
"My little brother is being swallowed into a world of walri"

"A walrus was hitting on me today. How did I know? Well it became a little late..."
by herman.fritz December 4, 2009
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the walrus

He used to be the head editor of the website www.liquidgeneration.com, a comedy website.
The Walrus was so cool, man, it's too bad he left LG.
by Athena Kay April 17, 2004
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walrus

a socialy awkward kid who has a long nose Who nobody likes, but stills fallows the group and tryies to invite him self every where, the walrus is also to scared to eat by him self.
that kid is a walrus ahr ahr ahr
by Albert hall man March 2, 2008
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walrus

Damnn! What is up with her! Walrus!

What a hermit walrus!
by cupcakemeself9239 October 31, 2011
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walrus

the act of sneaking up behind someone and wiping your hand down their face while exclaiming, "Walrus!"
1. Dude, he just got walrus'd 4 times!

2. He wasn't even expecting that walrus.

3. ok, you go to the right and I'll go to the left, and we'll both walrus him at the same time!
by aiso21 June 1, 2010
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walrus

A boasting wanker, especially about money or supposed sexual prowess. From the nickname walrus applied to Joff Ennis, from the walrus-like rolls of fat on the back of his neck.
Walrus: Im so ace and ive just fucked 87 birds up the arse blah blah.....
Me: Shut up u fuckin walrus.
by oracle March 12, 2004
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