Duty Wafting

When you fart and it smells like doodoo because you need to poop

Yo dude I'm totally duty wafting right now

by Seattlepeoples420 February 16, 2020

arse waft

Dumb. As stupid as a steering wheel on a crock.

Imogen: Jeez mum you are such a massive arse waft. How could you have forgotten to get food for the dog.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.

by Lovecave Leroy January 23, 2019

Soft Waft

The dialogue starter with someone whom you need something from in a non threatening fashion.

I soft wafted my boss about that Adam Sandler concert this coming weekend, she said go for it!

by anonymous October 9, 2023

Waft

The collective noun for a group of clunge/fanny

The lads gawped as a load of clunge wafted past

by Jeza July 8, 2022

Doggie Waft

The faint smell of poo when you are having sexual intercourse doggie style.

I was pumping this slapper the other night, her doggie waft was horrendous.

by Doggie101 February 24, 2022

Shit waft

A bad situation that someone that someone passes onto someone else and leaves them to it

Person 1: dude that guy over there just totally got me to pay all his depts off a few months ago and still hasn't paid me back.I would steer clear of him.

Person 2: damn what a shit waft. I'll definitely steer clear of him

by Mattartmancurt07 May 31, 2024

Waft

To describe something or someone that is unbelievably fast, smooth, and effortlessly rapid — usually in a way that looks unbothered or clean. Often used to hype up cars, runners, or anything that moves with serious pace.

“You’ve got some right waft in that thing.”

“That car that went past has some proper waft.”

“Add a stage 2 map and you’ll feel the waft.”

by anon293837377 July 16, 2025