Duty Wafting

When you fart and it smells like doodoo because you need to poop

Yo dude I'm totally duty wafting right now

by Seattlepeoples420 February 16, 2020

arse waft

Dumb. As stupid as a steering wheel on a crock.

Imogen: Jeez mum you are such a massive arse waft. How could you have forgotten to get food for the dog.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.

by Lovecave Leroy January 23, 2019

Mein Waft

A horrid piece of writing

Jesus Christ who wrote Mein Waft???

by B0N3KILL3R34 August 2, 2021

No waft

A serious lack of speed, used in motorsport

“Cars got no waft mate”
“New motor then, sorted”

by Binman number 54 May 24, 2025

Box Waft

The smell that comes from a womans vagina after having sex one or more times

after having sex multiple time John turned over and said the Jeanne's box wafted

by in English I get E's August 29, 2016

Waft

To describe something or someone that is unbelievably fast, smooth, and effortlessly rapid — usually in a way that looks unbothered or clean. Often used to hype up cars, runners, or anything that moves with serious pace.

“You’ve got some right waft in that thing.”

“That car that went past has some proper waft.”

“Add a stage 2 map and you’ll feel the waft.”

by anon293837377 July 16, 2025

toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 13, 2012