Soft Waft

The dialogue starter with someone whom you need something from in a non threatening fashion.

I soft wafted my boss about that Adam Sandler concert this coming weekend, she said go for it!

by anonymous October 9, 2023

arse waft

Dumb. As stupid as a steering wheel on a crock.

Imogen: Jeez mum you are such a massive arse waft. How could you have forgotten to get food for the dog.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.

by Lovecave Leroy January 23, 2019

log waft

The smell of a fart that is identical to the rancid shit you will take soon thereafter and thus a warning to all who share a bathroom with you.

Dude, that log waft needs to be taken outside now, and warn me when you use the shitter.

by drstevenwerose March 24, 2022

Penis Waft

A shart coming out of your penis

I have a Penis Waft

by SmogzV2 March 30, 2022

Waft

A stinky fart

Person 1: wafts

Person 2: woooweeee that stinks like fart

by FootFungus420 January 25, 2021

Waft

To describe something or someone that is unbelievably fast, smooth, and effortlessly rapid — usually in a way that looks unbothered or clean. Often used to hype up cars, runners, or anything that moves with serious pace.

“You’ve got some right waft in that thing.”

“That car that went past has some proper waft.”

“Add a stage 2 map and you’ll feel the waft.”

by anon293837377 July 16, 2025

Shit waft

A bad situation that someone that someone passes onto someone else and leaves them to it

Person 1: dude that guy over there just totally got me to pay all his depts off a few months ago and still hasn't paid me back.I would steer clear of him.

Person 2: damn what a shit waft. I'll definitely steer clear of him

by Mattartmancurt07 May 31, 2024