WWJD

"What Would Jason Do?" Refers to the fictional character Jason Bourne of the Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum, as portrayed by Matt Damon, who is repeatedly capable to resolve situations at gunpoint from multiple assaulters, in the most bad ass way possible: by disarming them, kicking their sorry asses, and escaping without getting caught, injured, or killed. What one asks when seeing an intense action scene in a movie, or even when oneself is put in an intense situation.
- Not to be confused with a similar phrase about another fictional character: What Would Jesus Do, in which one asks oneself how to be a self-righteous asshole in everyday life.

(In a scene where the protagonist is held up by ten people with assault rifles pointed at his head)
WWJD? Beat the fucking shit out of them, disarm them, and get the fuck out of there, that's what! Just like in The Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum!

by Jeezlebauckle April 11, 2010

wwjdftw?

What Would Jesus Do For The Win?

WoW Nerd: Should I kill this noob?
WoW Nerd 2: Dude WWJDFTW?
WoW Nerd: Jesus would kill him for the win.

by Alana-Jane December 26, 2007

WWMBD

What would Mr. Bean Do?

Your car gets a flat tire, WWMBD?

Getting ready for a date, WWMBD?

by ApocalypticKnight December 26, 2015

WWJDD

What would Jeffery Dahmer do?

What was the lesson of the story? WWJDD.

by Dzwiiol September 2, 2018

WWJMD?

What would James Madison do?

“Hey I should I get waffles or pancakes?”
“WWJMD?”

by Apgovqueen May 1, 2022

WWMD

What Would Megatron Do?

This simple question helps us look into our darker selves when wondering what ethical route we should take.

My enemy turned his back to me. Hmmm, WWMD?

I'm low on energy. WWMD?

He's begging for mercy. WWMD?

Strive for peace or world domination? WWMD?

by CGVZ May 22, 2008

wwjd?...BLAZE

would would jesus do? blaze, son...

what indeed would jesus do if he wants to chill? bless the herb...

by herb chill August 2, 2004