wwjd

A great thing to ask yourself when you are in a situation you need answers for

wwjd? read the Bible! ^_^

by lunar shadows November 16, 2004

wwjd

What
Would
Josef Stalin
Do

Catholic: I dont like you!
Me: wwjd
Catholic: Respect my opinion and make love to me?
Me: WRONG! *sends catholic off to gulag*

by The Communist March 20, 2005

WWJD

I don't want to be Jesus, nor have I ever wanted to. For I shall walk my own path and not somebody else's, no matter how perfect it is.

WWJD is a phrase made by Christians who want to become God. God disapproves of that, which is why the question never shows up in the Bible.

by IcyHaku December 2, 2004

WWJD

Stands for "What Would Jeezy Do?", where "Jeezy" refers to gangsta rap artist Young Jeezy. T-Shirts with "WWJD?" have been worn by thugs and hip-hop fans alike to promote the idea that in times of conflict or moral dilemna, they should speculate what Young Jeezy would probably have done in that given situation. More often then not this refers to responding with violence.

"Man that guy just called you're girlfriend a bitch, WWJD if he was in this situation?"

"There's no question that the homie Jeezy would bust a cap in that ass..."

by jlang June 12, 2008

WWJD

What Would Jesus Do; based upon the principle in 1 Cor. 6:9-17 that a Christian's body is a member of Christ and what ever you do with your body, you do as a member of Christ's body, whether Christ is willing or not.

Any Christian who commits fornication rapes Jesus because it is Jesus' body with which he fornicates. Do you really think he's going to want you in heaven with him after that?

by Downstrike May 19, 2004

WWJD?YM

What would Jesus do? your mom...

Fred: you must ask yourself, my son, what would jesus do?
Matt: WWJD?YM
Fred: how offensive ='(

by Mr. Mistoffelees x April 4, 2011

WWJD

A simplistic acronym meaning "What Would Jesus Do" originally adopted by well meaning Christians who wanted to express their desire to follow Christ in a primitve way. Never had much social impact. The letters can actually mean other things, like: 'Who Was James Dean' or 'Who Was Jack Dempsey' or 'Who Was J.D. salinger' or 'Who Was J.D. rockefeller' or 'What Was Juris Doctorate'.

Johnny: Hey look at my new wrist band it says 'WWJD'
Mike: Wow, I didn't know you were a Christian.
Johnny: I'm not, it stands for 'Where Was the Jack Daniels'

by m1z_w1z_11 September 26, 2005