wound up

verb /slang/

to be hyper, or over stimulated.

i drank to much coffee at starscmucks this morning and now i am wound up tighter then Foamy The Squirrel

by Al3y December 7, 2013

Wounded Moose

While sailing on a boat with a trapeze, having the skipper performs oral sex on the person on the wire.

While sailing last week I convinced my girlfriend to go bottomless on the wire. I finally got to do the Wounded Moose!

by holeyhell June 30, 2012

Naughty Wound

An severe injury to living tissue caused by a cut, blow, or other impact, typically one in which the skin is badly cut or broken. Usually inflicted by means of violence.

That's a naughty wound, mate. Go and get yourself down the hospital now.

by pbuon1873 August 7, 2011

wounded soldier

a drink left a friend's house that has not been fully finished.

Dude, he left wounded soldiers all over the place at the party last night.

by ferracattack March 13, 2011

axe wound

the vagina

when that girl bent over in that dress i saw her axe wound

by John December 25, 2002

hatchet wound

cunt, pussy, vagina, or whatever you like to call it...

Hey Joe, look at Sandy's gaping hatchet wound, you could get lost in there.

by Tha Shocker (L.P.) May 4, 2003

wounded seagull

The wounded seagull is an advanced sex maneuver whereby a man fractures his partner's forearm and forces his partner to jerk him off rapidly. If properly executed, the injured party will emit a noise similar to that of a wounded seagull. This continues until the man reaches climax or the injured party's fracture becomes too severe for manual manipulation.

Dick gave that girl a wounded seagull last weekend; sadly, her brilliant career as a softball pitcher came to a premature end.

by Peace Tree September 1, 2006