Wifey

a lofty way of speaking about a mans wife

"i called my wifey today, and told her to make meh some pizza"

by piinkk sharpie July 14, 2009

wifey

She's really cute and loveable

Thats your Wifey?!??!?

Yeah?

Shes hot..

*Kills them*

by M1L3Y September 18, 2022

Wifey

Terminology used by low-life to describe their pistol. When one gang member asks another "where's wifey", you know it's time to leave because they are referring to the location of their gun and not their wife or ho or both.

Hey Hank, where's wifey? It's time to do that Spencer dude from the show the Hills, he's such a Nancy. While we're at it, let's give him a wedgie and a haircut!

by mikeverdill July 15, 2009

wifey

Wife or spouse

Wifey loves a good donkey-punch.

by briankeys June 11, 2006

Wifey

Commonly used with girls to say how much their friends mean to them. Used instead of best friend or besty.

Girl 1: Babe I love you loads - you're my wifey!
Girl 2: I love you loads to babes! You're my wifey for sure.

by Pally. October 6, 2009

wifey

An extremely close friend; your 'bitch'; your 'ho'; your best of the best of the BEST friends you have; your claimed favorite person.

You know my best friend, Ginger?! Yea, she's my wifey!

Gabe, you're my wifey.

Paige is MY wifey, BITCH!

by The Sinner November 9, 2006

Wifey

Wifey: (Latin-American; S. California)(adj.) A term used to describe a prostitute who is most favored by her pimp, often due to her ability to make the most money; also see bottom bitch

Pimp: "Yo, my wifey made 10G's this week"

by A Mexican-American Pimp April 20, 2011