Weasel Hole

to expose one's male genitalia through the opening of a short or boxer leg

"When Liz was sunbathing, Ryan stood over her and gave her the Weasel Hole."

alternate: "Liz got weasel holed."

by Danblue June 7, 2005

Wemance

During the week you're too busy working and being fabulous in general so you only have time for a weekend romance.

Jack and I are now three months into this wemance and I love it. Escaping out of town every weekend is awesome!

by Tinkerbell Hilton June 5, 2009

weasleysexual

Someone who is only attracted to Weasleys.E.g Fred Weasley,George Weasley,Ron weasley,Ginny Weasley etc

Yeah i’m ‘Weasleysexual’

by Robert Pattinson simp December 29, 2020

webassigny

Having characteristics of webassign. Synonyms include, but are not limited to; stupid, weird, annoying, evil, useless, lame.

Dude, this homework on webassign is so webassigny! I hate it!

Dude, I know. Our teacher is so webassigny too.

by jimbob-joebob-billybob-bobbob April 11, 2010

Weasel Beater

A jerky meat stick, such as a Slim Jim

I prefer the jumbo weasel beaters over the regular ones.

by WeaselBeater November 29, 2019

Garden Weasel

Verb.
1) The sex act that involves crossing the middle finger over the index finger and simultaneously crossing the ring finger and the little finger. Once completed, the garden weasel is inserted into a woman's vagina and ass.

Guy 1: "So last night I finally got the courage to try the garden weasel on Beth.."
Guy 2: "Really?? How'd that go for you? "
Guy 1: " She screamed and then karate kicked me in the balls." "I think I'll wait a week to try it again."

Guy 2: " Sweet."

by Croy33 March 9, 2017

rusty brown weasel

Applying guacamole to one's partner's landing strip, letting it sit for half an hour, then eating the browned delicacy.

Yo, last night I straight up gave LaDasha a rusty brown weasel... She literally shat herself when she came.

by Sleepless in Madrid July 25, 2016