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John Wayne

The sexual manouever in which the penis is inserted into the anal cavity of the receiving party, thus widening the sphincter. The receiver of the 'John Wayne' will, if the manouever is performed correctly and with the appropriate equipment and vigour, be unable to walk with great ease. Their legs shall be bowed and walk as a cowboy, or John Wayne, does
Man, I just John Wayne'd that bitch and now look at her! She's moseying like a fuckin' cowboy!
by Eric the Red December 15, 2004
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john wayne

As in "take a John Wayne".
To poop.
Derivative of dookie, to dook (or duke). Since John Wayne is "The Duke", taking a John Wayne is taking a crap.
Dude, I have to drop a sweet Wayne.
Well, I have to go meet John Wayne.
by mug663 December 29, 2006
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john wayne toilet paper

A term for when the cardboard tube of a depleted roll of toilet paper is used as toilet paper.
"Man, I was out of good toilet paper so, I had to use the john wayne toilet paper" Jake said. His roommates replied "I see. So you had to use the empty roll."
by Morrison House February 16, 2008
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john wayne

A rash on your inner thighs caused by sweating and them rubbing together that causes you to walk like John Wayne.
Man, I got John Wayne like a motherfucker after work last night.
by The guy that watches you pee. December 28, 2008
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john wayne

1) An overrated actor that starred in a lot of shitty western movies. Can be compared to Tom Cruise. See asshole.

2) The antichrist.

3) A closet homosexual. The typical man of his era.

4) A man that has caused gays around the world to deposit on their computer screens. Their cum target. I hope he's fucking proud of himself. Whatta slut.

5) A derrogatory term, used on someone who likes western movies and enjoys listening to Johnny Cash.
"A picture of John Wayne is not a Mirror!!!!"

"You like western movies? Fag. Go fuck a horse, John Wayne."

"I'm glad John Wayne is dead."
by Tasty Ballsweat November 14, 2007
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drop off John Wayne

Verb: A term used to describe a difficult bowel movement. A play on word based on his nickname, "The Duke."
We might be late to the movie. I need to drop off John Wayne.
by J. Lightning August 27, 2010
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John Wayne

"John Wayne was a Nazi.
He liked to play SS.
He had a picture of Adolf as a boy.
Tucked into his cowboy vest."
by TheStig1214 July 13, 2010
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