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wanker

what???ref showed red card to Kaka? damn ref is a real wanker!
by JOTISh June 22, 2010
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wanker

A wanker is some total nob head who is being a twat but wanker is the first thing that comes to mind.
Chocha is a total wanker!!
by Ash1402 June 26, 2006
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Wanker

An arrogant Sivan appears as an asshole
Waasaaa! Ya, he's a wanker!
by biophilo May 29, 2014
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Wankered

I went round Ferret's house last night and got wankered on his bong
by cappy May 23, 2003
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Wanker

English insult (Australian, Britian, New Zealand) literally meaning "someone who wanks" as in someone who masturbates.

Generally meaning, people who are called wankers means that they are completely worthless and useless in anything they try to do that the only thing they are good at are wanking.

It's also used as a complement to close friend, meaning no harm- similar to cunt; both as an insult and a friendly complement.
The only wanker and wankers I love are me, my family and my friends.
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wanker

Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.
Tony Blair? Fucking gutless, worthless, complete and utter WANKER!!
by titwanker April 10, 2003
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Wanker

Someone who is "full of shit", or "full of themselves", as opposed to wank} which means to masturbate. The inference is that they are so in love with themselves they are self-masturbating. Commonly used in Australia to "take the piss" out of people.
He's such a wanker
by luxetraveller July 9, 2014
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