toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 13, 2012

Shit waft

A bad situation that someone that someone passes onto someone else and leaves them to it

Person 1: dude that guy over there just totally got me to pay all his depts off a few months ago and still hasn't paid me back.I would steer clear of him.

Person 2: damn what a shit waft. I'll definitely steer clear of him

by Mattartmancurt07 May 31, 2024

Mein Waft

A horrid piece of writing

Jesus Christ who wrote Mein Waft???

by B0N3KILL3R34 August 2, 2021

Doggie Waft

The faint smell of poo when you are having sexual intercourse doggie style.

I was pumping this slapper the other night, her doggie waft was horrendous.

by Doggie101 February 24, 2022

No waft

A serious lack of speed, used in motorsport

“Cars got no waft mate”
“New motor then, sorted”

by Binman number 54 May 24, 2025

Box Waft

The smell that comes from a womans vagina after having sex one or more times

after having sex multiple time John turned over and said the Jeanne's box wafted

by in English I get E's August 29, 2016

Penis Waft

A shart coming out of your penis

I have a Penis Waft

by SmogzV2 March 30, 2022