arse waft

Dumb. As stupid as a steering wheel on a crock.

Imogen: Jeez mum you are such a massive arse waft. How could you have forgotten to get food for the dog.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.

by Lovecave Leroy January 23, 2019

Soft Waft

The dialogue starter with someone whom you need something from in a non threatening fashion.

I soft wafted my boss about that Adam Sandler concert this coming weekend, she said go for it!

by anonymous October 9, 2023

Fetty Waft

Stray Fentanyl smoke drifting down the sidewalk. Most commonly appearing downtown in large American cities battling the opioid crisis.

"Watch out for the Fetty Waft when we round this corner over here, its that kinda street"

by Mooglytwo August 15, 2023

Waft

The collective noun for a group of clunge/fanny

The lads gawped as a load of clunge wafted past

by Jeza July 8, 2022

log waft

The smell of a fart that is identical to the rancid shit you will take soon thereafter and thus a warning to all who share a bathroom with you.

Dude, that log waft needs to be taken outside now, and warn me when you use the shitter.

by drstevenwerose March 24, 2022

Penis Waft

A shart coming out of your penis

I have a Penis Waft

by SmogzV2 March 30, 2022

Waft

A stinky fart

Person 1: wafts

Person 2: woooweeee that stinks like fart

by FootFungus420 January 25, 2021