viking river cruise

When a Scandinavian prostitute urinates on you whilst fully inserted during intercourse

I can't believe the mess I left behind in that Amsterdam hotel room after I took Viking River Cruises all night long

by HansGreub3r November 1, 2015

Swampy Viking

Having sex in a hot tub, jacuzzi, pool, pond, lake, or ocean.

Matt "Hey what happened to you at the end of the party?"

George "I was in your hot tub with that girl doing the swampy viking. You should add some chlorine, lots of it"

by DirtyHorhay May 15, 2010

Happy Viking

When during sex the female partner is on top of the male, as he is about to ejaculate she punches him in the side of the head causing him to be finish harder than ever before

I gave the viking of Scotland a happy viking last night and it really did make him a happy viking.

by VikingofScotland February 15, 2021

The Lost Vikings

A challenging and hilarious puzzle-type game about three Vikings: Erik the Swift, Baleog the Fierce, and Olaf the Stout, who are captured by an alien spaceship. You have to take them thru nearly three dozen levels to free them, but it will take even an expert quite a bit of time to do it. The game started out on Super NES and Genesis, and was put on the Game Boy Advance platform in 2003. It was produced by Blizzard, who has made such themes as World of Warcraft, but the game is not extremely well known. I think it is hilarious and fun to play, and you can get it on ebay for as low as $10.

Not an extremely popular game, but The Lost Vikings provides a hilarious arcade style puzzle game that will take many hours to complete.

by Jim E Junk July 28, 2006

Vikings

When the fridge gets raided at a party by drunk and stoned people in search for the munchies.

Oh, a bunch of people went Vikings on our fridge last night.

by jfreeman December 26, 2010

Viking

'Northmen' hailing from Scandinavia who were well known for their raids of much of Western Europe and other areas. They settled in many non-Scandinavian areas such as Yorkshire (UK), various parts of Scotland, Dublin (Ireland)and Normandy (France) and their effect on these areas is still felt to this day.

Viking: "Odin bids us pace!"

The Jorvik Viking Centre of Yorkshire is a museum that shows the Viking history of Yorkshire.

by Jorvik Raider August 19, 2008

Viking Bronze Hammer

When a bag (of any sort) is shat in. The bag will then become a "Viking Bronze Hammer" when it is used as a blunt weapon over the head of any foe, until it ruptures, covering said foe in feces.

Bitch stole my monies, so I gave her a Viking Bronze Hammer and kicked her down the stairs, compound fracturing her femur in eight places.

by St. Bootsy Collins January 9, 2007