Vex Robotics

A high schools robotics competition that requires vast amounts of money and supplies to compete in, as the cost of parts is ridiculous to the point that you are wondering why you are spending so much of the schools budget on this instead of flying cars for the students.
Half of the expensive parts you will buy will bend, snap, or get lost or stolen.

Each year there is a new game that teams must compete in that is vaguely similar to the others and requires almost the same skillset and tools.

The rulebook is longer than any textbook you will ever procrastinate reading. Everyone on your team will keep telling you to read it, and you never will.

"Oh no! Our robot is 1/16 of an inch too tall for inspection! I guess we have to shave down the top of it for the next 30 minutes or we won't be able to compete! I love Vex Robotics!"

by Mercedes78 November 17, 2022

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Vex 3

Vex 3 is the best game ever, and it will be for the rest of existence. It's so good that once you play it you will be eternally depressed until you play it again. It's basically addiction V2. If under any circumstances you ask someone (or something) if they know Vex 3 and they say no, you must instantly get rid of them.

TIP: This game is so good that no person in the world can not like it. This means that getting a girlfriend is easy, all you have to do is show them Vex 3 and you will be soulmates forever.

Person 1: Yo wanna marry me
Person 2: Ew no
Person 1: *Shows off Vex 3*
Person 2: MARRY MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

by Lover of Vex games June 15, 2021

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Vex Mex

Slang for Mexican Vasectomy, the act in which ones testicles are melted via blow torch to the point of where reproducing is impossible.

“So I came inside this girl last night man!”
“Woah be careful you don’t want to get a girl pregnant man”
“Nah dude its good, I'm sterile due to a Vex Mex a few years ago”

by Swaggert McYolo September 13, 2019

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