Quickly and roughly eating someone's ass. Based on the people of Venezuela and their obsession with the posterior.
That blonde girl at the bar freaked out when I told her I wanted to take her out to my truck and give her a venezuelan kiss.
by chungy May 19, 2010
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Last night, after having taco bell, instead of using the toilet I gave sally a venezuelan cookie to relieve my bathroom needs as well as my sexual needs. Also, i had a second serving of taco bell in doing so.
by Scioscia February 12, 2009
Get the Venezuelan Cookie mug.A skinny Venezuelan girl that you take home drunk, only to find out the next morning that she's butt ugly.
I thought I was so fucking smooth last night, but I must have been wasted because this morning my present was a Venezuelan hand grenade.
by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
Get the venezuelan hand grenade mug.When an ignorant idiot that has never been in Venezuela or lived in a Socialist or Democratic Socialist nation tries to explain to anyone else why things went wrong in Venezuela, but forgets that the same kinds of programs work quite well in other nations all over the world. They think they are venezuelasplaining, but are really just missing the fact that Venezuela was controlled by a dictator rather than an elected government, so Venezuela really didn't have true democratic socialism.
Don't try to Venezuelasplain why universal healthcare wouldn't work, when it works just fine in a dozen or more other nations in the world.
by Nightowl223 February 1, 2019
Get the Venezuelasplain mug.A term used to define a person or group of persons from Venezuela with a lack of personality, absurd natiolatism and a exaggerated used of the national flag. Other qualitys are dressing like a rachet prostitute, compulsive use of the national soccer team Tshirt or hat.
Oh my god all those Venzuelans in Panama are so trashy!!
Stop taking bobpics with the flag you are so Venezuelan trash!!
Stop taking bobpics with the flag you are so Venezuelan trash!!
by AssIanbae November 2, 2017
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Emma gave me, Hunter, and Will a venezuelan hat trick last night and she just about had an aneurysm.
by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018
Get the venezuelan hat trick mug.When traveling, the morning of your departure you shit all over the bathroom floor where you are staying and quietly leave before anyone wakes up.
I woke up this morning to find shit all over the bathroom floor. Looks like Maria was in a hurry for the airport and gave me the Venezuelan Goodbye.
by RustyBottoms July 27, 2020
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