velociboobies

A drunken picture of two or three friends' breasts pushed together, to be texted to other friends who are not there (usually Cely)

I wish Angela was here...

Grab your phone, let's send her velociboobies!

by Aspersia March 17, 2014

Veloce Visrin

One of the main characters in the comics Carciphona and Amongst us created by Shilin

Aka. the best character ever

Veloce Visrin is the prettiest, smartest, most intriguing character that has ever been created.

by adobowl December 31, 2022

Valencia Velodrome

A "sports arena" located on Valencia Street in the Mission District of San Francisco, CA. USA where local "athletes" walk, rather than ride their bicycles up and down the sidewalk.

Due to the fact zoning laws require that no bicycles be ridden on the sidewalks, and since visibility is lacking in the bike lane, these "athletes" are forced to walk their machines down the sidewalk in an attempt to compete for the gazes of the female population, which all seem to be dressed like Nepalese Sherpas with fringed suede jackets and victorian era blouses.

The winners of this daily competition are entitled to interact with the objects of there desire. Interactions inlcude:

comparing dislikes, discussing past failures, explaining one's need for keeping it real, and the like.

Elite "athletes are often associated with the prestigious cycling group Team Valencia.

Did you see those kids doing the Valencia Velodrome yesterday? Maybe next time they should try riding their bikes.

by seaneee May 11, 2009

high velocity boom stick

A peacemaker and/ or problem solver, otherwise known as a gun.

“Hey you can’t talk about guns here”
“Boy im boutta gitcha wit ma high velocity boom stick”

by Maybeperhapsso April 23, 2021

testicular velocity

Testicular Velocity: the amount of balls you have to handle any given situation.

Employee to Boss: My maximum testicular velocity no longer allows me to put up with your BS.

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Dating you has diminished my testicular velocity proven by how many times I go to Target with you.

by Shellbell2 August 25, 2021

financial escape velocity

It occurs when income earned from your investments is consistently greater than your spending, allowing you to live off of your savings indefinitely.

I'll retire once I've achieved financial escape velocity.

by trapclap January 3, 2015

Watchlist Escape Velocity

When your list of shows to watch starts growing faster than you can watch them.

“I keep finding new shows. At this rate, I’ll never be able to finish them all! I think I’ve hit watchlist escape velocity.”

by TheGreatKatyusha October 27, 2020