The best person in the world. Velan is the best at everything. He can beat you in any sport. He can beat anyone in a rap battle. He can beat you in a fight. He can pull any girl in the world. Velan is the hottest person alive. The amount of girls he gets is incredible. And not just any girl. He pulls the finest and sexiest girls in his school or city. The bad thing about Velan is you can't stop looking at him. If you see him, you will recognize him. He is so hot that I can't take my eyes off him. Usually Velan plays many sports. His dick is so massive that it reaches a girl's belly button when he has sex. Speaking of sex, Velan is so passionate when he bangs girls. Everything Velan does is just so perfect.
Addison Rae: Hey did you see that cute guy over there? What's his name?
Sommer Ray: Oh that's Velan. He's so sexy
Addison: I need to ask him out
Sommer: Not if I ask first
*both run to Velan*
Sommer Ray: Oh that's Velan. He's so sexy
Addison: I need to ask him out
Sommer: Not if I ask first
*both run to Velan*
by anonymous November 2, 2020
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by PollyWannaCracker April 11, 2013
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by Johnnvel February 4, 2010
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by Bro-Fist123 April 27, 2019
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A gentle giant, typical great guy. Tall, handsome and almost without exception athletic. A top lad who is very well put together and tends to be the cool guy of the group; he has his own place, a steady job, girlfriend and a motorcycle. With a composed yet self-confident behaviour he's a genuine all-around player when it comes to social skills and on top of that makes immediately a positive impact amongst elders with his polite manners and natural discretion, making him generally very likeable. Kindest person in the room even when he gets angry.
Sidenote: At 6'3, the only mentionable downside of this guy is his rather a big consumption; you'll need to fuel every few miles to keep him running. A real Mustang and a proper powerhouse for a man.
A gentle giant, typical great guy. Tall, handsome and almost without exception athletic. A top lad who is very well put together and tends to be the cool guy of the group; he has his own place, a steady job, girlfriend and a motorcycle. With a composed yet self-confident behaviour he's a genuine all-around player when it comes to social skills and on top of that makes immediately a positive impact amongst elders with his polite manners and natural discretion, making him generally very likeable. Kindest person in the room even when he gets angry.
Sidenote: At 6'3, the only mentionable downside of this guy is his rather a big consumption; you'll need to fuel every few miles to keep him running. A real Mustang and a proper powerhouse for a man.
Huey: "Check out the bike of that fella! Man, I'd really even make out with Dorothy for a ride like that.."
Dewey: "Hey, I know the guy! He's a top bloke, he let me test that beast once. Guy's a real Viljami!"
Huey: "No way, ya shittin' me m8??"
Dewey: "Hey, I know the guy! He's a top bloke, he let me test that beast once. Guy's a real Viljami!"
Huey: "No way, ya shittin' me m8??"
by PhilforPresident June 3, 2017
Get the Viljami mug.A very amazing, yet sometimes (well, most of the time) insufferable girl. A Vela is very compassionate, loves to read and play music, and is a pretty decent person in general. She will never be mad at you for more than a week unless you’ve done something majorly wrong. She can, however, be incredibly stubborn with just about anything, so watch out.
Person 1: Hey, is that Vela over there?
Person 2: Yeah, do you want to go say hi?
Person 1: Oh, no no no. She’s still mad that I stepped on her turtle.
Person 2: Dude! That’s messed up bruh!
Person 1: Dude! It was an accident! At least it didn’t get that hurt!
Person 2: No wonder she’s mad bruh.
Person 2: Yeah, do you want to go say hi?
Person 1: Oh, no no no. She’s still mad that I stepped on her turtle.
Person 2: Dude! That’s messed up bruh!
Person 1: Dude! It was an accident! At least it didn’t get that hurt!
Person 2: No wonder she’s mad bruh.
by Purp1epanda108 October 1, 2018
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