faux-vaxxer

An anti-vaxxer who goes out of their way to pay for a fake vaccine card instead of getting a free, safe, and effective vaccine.
Chad is a faux-vaxxer. He bought his fake vaccine card from AntiVaxMomma on Instagram.
by getvaccinatedyouidiot August 31, 2021
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Anti-vaxxer

Person who don't believe vaccinations to be good for you.
Those anti-vaxxers refuse to vaccinate their children caused an horrible outburst of measles amon young children.

Anti-vaxxers question science
Anti-vaxxers do not get how good vaccination program are for the human population.
by Starcourt August 27, 2015
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anti-vaxxer

Someone who opposes the public health practice of vaccination.

Almost always, the reasons for their opposition are rooted in incorrect beliefs about vaccination. This can range from simply having fallen for urban legends about vaccine ingredients or about purported side effects of vaccines, to holding an elaborate conspiracy theory where literally every single doctor and researcher in the whole of the world who has personally studied vaccines and said 'No, they're much safer than the diseases they protect against' has been bought off.

Thanks to crank magnetism, anti-vaxxers are also frequently believers in chemtrails, the New World Order, HAARP weather modification, et cetera.

See flat earther.
That anti-vaxxer started by saying "I just don't think the government should be able to dictate my medical treatment" - but within a few minutes she was ranting about how Pasteur supposedly recanted germ theory on his deathbed and Big Pharma's been covering it up ever since.
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ex-vaxxer

An individual who used to love and care about their children but discovered that sacrificing those children to potentially deadly diseases would earn them instant street cred with woke parents, immediately make them smarter than doctors and scientists around the world, and provide a larger pool of potential downlines for their MLM essential oils business.
Some idiot anti-vaxxers are trying to Rebrand themselves and insist on being called "ex-vaxxers" now.
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Mando-Vaxxer

Someone who believes vaccines should be mandatory, and that anyone who refused should be banned from participating in society.
"Our neighbour Karen is a mando-vaxxer, she told me that she wants governments should force people to take the covid vax whether they want it or not. "
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anti vaxxers

Someone who wishes for their kid to live a long healthy life but in actuality their kids die within the hour so they don't have to deal with Karen's stupidity. Will most likely be vaccinated themselves
There are anti vaxxers who creat Facebook groups for this sole reason to spread the word that 'vaccines cause autism' when in actuality they dont
by Bigwangperson July 05, 2019
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anti-vaxxer

Inbred unschooling morons who don't know the first thing about real research, and reject the large scientific majority opinion based on what a fraudulent scammer with an online supplement store sells to them in their over-priced books.
The anti-vaxxer, when asked what cures autism, stated that squirting industrial strength bleach up your kid's ass will cure the autism and every other ailment. (Yes, they really believe this shit.)
by Antivaxxers bleach their asses September 04, 2015
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