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1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night

2. (adj) To be fucked over
1. "Man, last night I was so varnish that I shaved my balls with a circular saw"

1. "Last night was so varnish man!"

2. "Dude did you hear about Jim? His girlfriend dumped him for a bisexual goat! Talk about being varnished."
varnish by Trigital October 28, 2010
Vaniah is a boss ass bitch who has a different perspective that may not always be accepted ,but is unique within itself. She is very dependable yet goofy ands funny person.May come off as lazy but when she puts her mind to it she gets it done .
Why you actin so vaniah?
vaniah by Vaniah jenkins January 15, 2021

Toilet Varnish 

A case of severe diarrhea which "varnishes" the toilet brown...also called "Toilet Paint".
Toilet Varnish is extremely difficult to clean if it is not flushed within a week.
after all those grapes i needed to go varnish the toilet...

i said to my sister: "I'm not cleaning your Toilet Varnish!"
Toilet Varnish by FNX September 11, 2005
The ancient philosophy that in order to attain true enlightenment one must live by the following rules.
1.Get a van,its cheaper than having to have a vehicle and a house too.
2.Spend the money you save on crack and
crack whores.
3.Use 7-11's for bathroom facilities.
4.When the block gets hot,go live in some other crackheads driveway.
All hail Ray the Van Man,Supreme Guru of Vanism.

"Dont laugh your mom might be in here."
Vanism by the tweaker February 17, 2004
He tickled her vajish. She smiled.
vajish by paula baby March 1, 2017
Vansh anghan
Vansh
Vansh by anonymous November 23, 2021