Valise

A big thing your carry around town that people may find annoying or funny.

Omg, look at this girl with her valise, she looks insane!

by Lilothepinky December 11, 2021

varts

(Vaginal Farts) - After sex (especially doggy style) a woman's vagina and uterus move back to their normal positions, producing a fart-like sound from the vagina.

I pulled out to a whopping chorus of varts, prompting my girlfriend to exclaim, "My it's awfully blustery for a summer night in here!"

by Felix Appleby September 17, 2008

valis

acronym for VAST ACTIVE LIVING INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM.
Valis is the hologram-projecting sattelite orbiting the earth that makes things seem as they are. Often mistaken for God.

The book VALIS by Philip K. Dick changed my life.

by Duke of Orlando March 27, 2004

Valtoids

1:) A discrete slang term referencing Valium/Diazepam.

"I am feeling pretty edgy, know where to hook up any valtoids?"

by FaceKiller Deadlips February 4, 2009

Valthos

A lonely man who doesn't have many friends. Usually plays video games past the age of 20, this is because he lacks social skills. Normally a virgin until a very old age as they have no confidence with woman, generally an ugly person. After the age of 18 hair loss starts, receding hairlines are common with this person.

Look at that Valthos in the corner on his own.

by Dignitas Loco August 14, 2010

valtieri

A traditional family name meaning, "To lock away sorrow." Originating from Italy, a Valtieri is a respected and benevolent soul. While a Valtieri may seem unusually quiet and reserved, they hide their suffering behind a facade of true inner piece. Many instances, a Valtieri experiances something truly horrible. And that remains with them their entire life.

A Valtieri will long-suffer at the hands of others, because they do mot want others to suffer their same fate.

by iSweetInsanity April 7, 2014

Valt

It means that you need or want a hug
It can be from someone specific or from any person. Your valt level can be calculated if you are asked a valt check.

Me: I'm feeling valt
Friend: comme here

*They hug*
Me: thx i'm unvalted now

by Luxalyzed January 24, 2020