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valamander

1. filthiest girl in the town of braintree ( also know as feets)

2. girl who thinks everyone likes her when in fact, no one does.

3. a girl who will have sex with someone just cause theyre in need.

4. will get anyone beers if she can hang out with them

5. will have sex with someone just cause you like them.

6. lives in a swamp

7. TRASH, slimeball, untrustworthy, SLUT

8. has had sex with 16 people.. and counting
"you know valamander?"
"dude the whole town knows valamander"
"hows this?"
"shes only had sex with everyone at least twice"
"i hear shes mad loose"
"things a tire"
by whole town of braintree November 6, 2008
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Valoranted

When you get rungunned through the walls across the map by a Sherrif while he's sprinting at 40 miles/hour.

Can also be used when you're bullets are going to Kinshasa.
That reyna just valoranted 3 people on B site, fuckin' children game!
These punks at riot games architecture don't know what they're doin!
by pisslow October 21, 2022
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Valorant

Valorant, 5 v 5 games with people that has a 100 second reaction time.
Man this guy has gay reaction timing in this valorant game
by DingSingSong March 11, 2021
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Valorant

A shit game that lags and makes u miss all your shots when your crosshair is one them :D
by Pocket Reyna September 13, 2021
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Valorant

Valorant is game you play when your parents divorce, or when you get the covid vaccine and explain how you're too tired to go outside and see the light.
person 1: wanna play some valorant?
person 2: no thanks I'm not degenerate
by blackout927 October 18, 2021
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Valorant

Hashim is an valorant addict
by Hehaboi November 14, 2021
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Valorant Buff

A Buff that makes the receiver a million times better at the game valorant.
Wow Julia really gave Zach the good ol' Valorant buff he's cracked.
by thevalbuff December 31, 2021
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