Vikings with manners.

Vikings who will apologize about getting ash and blood on your new carpet as they rape/pillage/kill your house/family/village.

After killing my grandad by bludgeoning him to death with the cat, Oloff gave a shrug and grunt to kinda say "whoops, my bad" after he saw the massive amounts of blood splatter. Of course, he then proceeded to steal all my silver and make off with my wife. Regardless, he stood out among his peers as one of those vikings with manners.

by Oloff the Safety Viking April 8, 2009

vibing

(verb) To get into or tap into one's good feelings. Usually due to good music that makes you feel good or a certain positive way.

We were all high and started vibing with some good Kygo songs.

by SloppyToppy February 28, 2016

Viking Burial

Throwing something of sentimental value out the window of a moving car. Usually this item's time has passed, its broke, or it is used up. Items often given the viking burial include empty lighters, broken bowls, small pets, and electronics.

Dude 1: Dude, this lighter is dead.
Dude 2: What? Really? Well, that was my favorite Bic with the poker chips on it. Fuck it give it the viking burial.
Dude 1: (Chucks lighter out window on the interstate)

by Viking9922 March 24, 2009

Vaping

The quickest way to make all your friends hate you.

Guy 1: bro I just bought this new juice called strawberry cheesecake.. Do you wanna go behind the school and start vaping with me and billy?
Guy 2: no... Kill yourself Chad

by BrerMason May 21, 2016

Viking Sex

having loud aggressive sex regardless of who is around or where you are. Also encouraged sounding a Norse horn to sound the impending penetration.

Every time I hear Gjallarhorn I know to get out of the apartment quick because my roommate is about to have Viking Sex whether I am there or not.

by Bhedric1 January 26, 2012

Viking Hammer

A contraceptive method dating back to the Vikings.

When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.

Mike: so what happened with that chick you took home?

Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...

Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!

by Grinch11 June 21, 2008

Viking Kisses

When two heterosexual men express their deep bromance by rubbing there awesome beards together.

After not seeing my good friend for along while we embraced and gave each other a big ol' Viking Kisses.

by valhalla30498 December 27, 2011