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in your face update

An unexpected software update that requires an immediate restart of your device and that installes a bunch of unwanted features.
The latest in your face update messed up my whole system!
by kleinermundvoll June 19, 2010
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Facebook Update

An unwanted update that adds an unwanted feature and/or takes a working feature and makes it unusable.
Did you get the new TF2 patch?
Yeah, but it was a Facebook Update, all it did was make the flamethrower worthless while adding 20 new hats.
by Bjerhjinanikle July 28, 2011
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Life update

A update on your own life which no one really wants or reads but you still post on your story. Life updates can vary in length if it’s detailed the writer is either bored or intentionally writes something long to see if someone will actually read their nonsense. Mainly to identity fake friends or to simply see is anyone cares. If it’s short they simply can’t be bothered or they want to share their life story but don’t have much of a life to have a story.
“Life update: I have no friends
Or “Life update: My dad is letting me buy a goat”
by yEeE HAwW April 29, 2020
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Update Limbo

The deeply unproductive period of time you spend waiting on your favorite websites to update, refreshing periodically and putting off any real work until you've had your fix.
I spent all morning stuck in update limbo and didn't manage to get one report in.
by AdamZodiac August 23, 2010
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Whatastatus Update

Related to Intoxifacebookated.

Utilizing the mobile GPS "check in" feature of Facebook while at Whataburger between the hours of midnight and 4am. The performer of the Whatastatus Update is generally intoxicated and enjoying Whataburger's 11pm-11am breakfast service.
**Leaving the bar**

Wade: "Let's hit up Whataburger for some breakfast taquitos!"

Sam: "Awesome idea! Post a Whatastatus Update when we get there... maybe the girls will join us."
by Crumdog Millionaire February 28, 2011
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nivi update

The very first ancestor. 70000 years of age. He was never a focal point in his life. He was simply a measly bystander. He struggles to cope with modern life. Think of him like captain America when he got freed from the ice. He lacks common sense and looks like a T-Rex.
What's going on? I don't have a clue!

Bruh you fucking nivi update!!!!!!
by Car24 January 27, 2022
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Sex Update

When a Game Has an Update That Totally Sexualizes The Game
Stewie: Why Did Minecraft Make Me Cum?
Peter: Because It Had a Sex Update!
by BaconBlue February 20, 2023
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