Unicorn Pants

When a male has an erection that resembles having a unicorn horn in his pants.

Example 1: "Hey Don, check out unicorn pants over there leaving that strip club."

Example 2: "Michelle's mom came home when we were messing around downstairs. She asked for help bringing in the groceries and I had a major case of unicorn pants."

by -Kley- December 30, 2007

uncertainty principle

1. States the position and momentum of a particle cannot be simultaneously measured with arbitrarily high precision. This is a crucial concept that is a part of quantum mechanics

2. The modern-day version states to never judge a girl's looks from a distance greater than or equal to 50 feet.

The uncertainty principle seems very straightforward.

Man, I was drunk last night at the party and the uncertainty principle totally slipped my mind. I swore he looked like a girl.

by PVD October 5, 2004

gay unicorn

A gay guy who's legitimately interested in finding and forming lasting relationships (friendships or otherwise). Typically attracted to intelligence and personality over beauty. Typically value open communication and insightful conversation about topics not necessarily involving all things gay or sex. Typically attractive, but overlooked. Usually the nice guy who's almost always friendzoned before even being considered for a relationship. Often the one person gays WANT to find, but also the same person they REFUSE to find... (Mr. Right or Mr. Right Someday vs. Mr. Right Now)

GayGuy1: Hey, you got pics?? ;)
GayGuy2: How about we meet first and see if we click??
GG1: Whoa! A gay unicorn!? (if they were to actually respond at all, which is rare)

by Sebaba June 7, 2016

Unicorn Island

A fictional place invented by Superwoman (Lilly Singh) in which everything is perfect, and everyone is always positive and nice. Anyone can go to Unicorn Island, and it can have whatever you want it to have. It is the best place in the world...

I am so mad.

Dude, just take a trip to Unicorn Island, you'll feel so much better.

Really, you think it'll help? What is it?

It is whatever you want it to be. No one is going to judge you, and everyone and everything there is positive.

by BoiGotNoSwag September 24, 2014

Ulices

A guy who is very popular and has a lot of friends. He doesn’t trust many people, but sometimes he trusts people with his life. He’s very active and usually likes soccer. Usually, he’s happy, fun to be around, and an amazing friend to everyone. Ulices’ are the the cutest, hottest guys you’ll ever meet. If he likes you and asks you out you better say yes. He will care for his girlfriend and he will love her. If his girlfriend cries, he’ll be there for her. He cares for every single one of his friends, especially his girlfriend. If you ever have a Ulices as a friend hold on and never let go.

Girl 1: Omg who is that!?!?
Girl 2: That has to be Ulices! He’s the perfect guy!
Girl 1: I heard he’s a good kisser!

by Depression460 August 28, 2018

Unicern

A "unicern" is typicly defined as a disabled unicorn, usually one with a shorter horn. Sometimes its a unicorn that has limited magic etc.

The unicern was having trouble getting their magic to work correctly.

by shadowsoup August 27, 2021

Unicorn Bird Goat

It's unicorn a bird and a goat
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It's like a goat but magical with wings and a horn
It's really amazing honestly

person a: "What was that?"
person b: "It was a Unicorn Bird Goat!"

by BingBong13 January 10, 2021