by Dilker October 26, 2014
A garment worn by extremely devout followers of the the mormon cult. It is basically a set of long underwear but the mormons beleive it protects them from evil. Some peole might try and argue that it isn't called magic underwear but if it really protects you from evil then its gotta be magic.
You want an example? I donno, ask a mormon for one the next time one comes to your door to convert you.
by Sega Slayer March 18, 2004
A slang for masturbating
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by originalgansta January 22, 2012
by Hotworder August 21, 2020
The Australian slang term for underwear. A play on the Australian term 'down under' and the word 'underwear'. Typically for girls underwear but can be used for boys too. True down underwear usually has the pattern of the Australian flag on it.
by Alchemy Senpai June 15, 2014
Tired of the old cum sock? This is 2020. Time for a new change. Before, in previous years, the cum sock was the popular form of stopping the nut with an item of clothing typically found on the foot. Yes, the sock. But now mom knows all about your secrets and is tired of picking up your soggy waste of cum. However, with the cum underwear, cumming is now quick and easy, and can even be done in your sleep! With no need to pull out the old dirty sock, cum underwear allows you to cum whenever, however, and wherever! In public? NO PROBLEM. Just cum in your underwear! This item is the next look into the future, and can help mankind stop shaming themselves for the infamous cumsock.... cum underwear 2020.
“Dude you still cum in a sock?? Shit is old, just use cum underwear like a normal person you sick fuck.”
by Icuminmypantsfuckyou May 11, 2020