Phil: " I'd like to fuck that waitress wouldn't you?"
Slick: " I already did this morning by putting her up on the screen".
Slick: " I already did this morning by putting her up on the screen".
by Mr.Tissue February 8, 2018
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Fucking someone in the ass after they've just shat out their guts due eating a dodgy hot & spicy curry
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
Get the Up The Curry Bongo mug.Julian: Hey Sandy, swichch the kettle on.
Sandy: Oh shit, the kettle`z up the pope's anus.
Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.
Sandy: Oh shit, the kettle`z up the pope's anus.
Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.
by croak108gmx May 14, 2015
Get the Up the Pope's Anus mug.To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.
Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??
Emil: Guess!!!!
Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??
Emil: Nope!!!!
Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???
Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!
Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!
Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!
Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!
Emil: Guess!!!!
Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??
Emil: Nope!!!!
Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???
Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!
Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!
Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!
Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!
by Willis Kwok January 10, 2017
Get the Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round mug.Pictorial fantasies one has when masterbating.
Cliff: " Did you catch a glimpse of that chick in advanced Chen?"
Skinny: " Weh - I already had her up on the screen".
Skinny: " Weh - I already had her up on the screen".
by Mr.Tissue February 10, 2018
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