umbrellaology

The observation, identification, description and experimental investigation of the propagation of umbrellas in a populace.

Recent publications in umbrellaology reveal that there is a significant gender bias with regard to color and quantity preferences with regard to umbrellas.

by rsupertux May 20, 2011

umbrellasite

An umbrellasite is someone who, unaware of the day's weather conditions, comes to school without an umbrella and begs others to come under their umbrella in between classes, somewhat irritatingly.

Guy 1: "Shit I forgot to bring an umbrella... Hey dude can I come under there?"
Guy 2: "No. Fuck off, you umbrellasite."

by Riyakou April 19, 2009

Umbrella hopping

Moving from under random people's umbrellas to other random peoples umbrellas in public because you haven't brought your own

Ugh I forgot my umbrella today and had to umbrella hop from class to class

Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping

by N.TRIPPA April 6, 2011

Umbrella Kink

A kink that someone has that involves shoving an umbrella up your vagina, or was, and opening it while it is inside of you. It also involves being turned on by umbrellas, and getting off to umbrellas. It's also, fucking gross.

"You need to get help, that umbrella kink is gross"
"But umbrellas are so fuckin hot mate, I just can't get over their slim, hot, beautiful design and how they make me wanna *use* them everytime I see them"
"why am I friends with you"

by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018

Gentleman's Umbrella

Gentleman's Umbrella is when a man who is uncircumcised attaches his penis to a man with a circumcised penis by pulling the foreskin over both the penises.

Normally used in the homosexual community. But to do it the person doesn't have to be gay.

Hey Tom did you hear there was a chance of rain, would you like a Gentleman's Umbrella?

It sure is windy, would you like to use my Gentleman's Umbrella?

by dong tickler April 21, 2010

Umbrella

It's like a big hat, only it's not a hat...its an umbrella

One can stand under an umbrella to avoid being rained on.

by chillipowder August 16, 2008

French Umbrella

When a man is making love to a French woman, who is particularly hairy. He takes a mini fold-up umbrella and shoves it into her vagina, then as she is orgasming you open up the umbrella in her vagina, causing incredible pain to the woman. Then, you throw a glass bottle at her, knocking her out.

Last night, she wouldn't shut up, so I gave her a good ol' French Umbrella

by Jimmity Criket January 10, 2012