Turtle dogging

Noun. Staring at the ground knowing nothing is moving too fast if at all. - EC

You over there turtle dogging?

by DrCopeAndHagen December 26, 2024

Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.

I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.

by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025

national ninja turtle day

the day where we applause ninja turtles

Tom: Hey did you know its national ninja turtle day

by michaelturtless May 7, 2023

Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon

This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.

I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!

by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021

turtle's head dick

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.

Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.

Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"

by charlo June 10, 2014

dust turtle

A slow old person that nobody likes or wants to be around.

When the Dust Turtle came in, everyone hid.

by SiriusBen February 7, 2017