weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets

They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.

by fatty August 21, 2003

tarnation

When you completely cover a girls boobies with jizzum, and it is thick and sticky like TAR!

Give me your sweet tarnation!!!

by michael edelman May 15, 2004

turdaroonie

its when you get hit by turd that came out of a bird and lands in your mouth. then youu say "TURDAROONIE!!"

haha i got turdaroonied last night

by poo in theb August 3, 2011

What in alabama betty bitch tarnation

you can use this phrase in EVERY situation!

Here's an example:

*A bird shits on your car in the middle of a desert"
You: "What in alabama betty bitch tarnation"

by iamthegobgalab December 30, 2020

Generation Tardation

The term for the current wave of 20 somethings. Identified by the following traits: extremely oversensative, inability to think out of the box or even care that they lack the intellect, overly confident that they have a vast wealth of knowledge even thow this wisdon is only wikipedian, lastly they truely believe that an education is optional.

My assistant is showing her generation tardation by transfering my anger at a client to herself.

by NoelTH July 5, 2009

tardation

"Jason Folley Sydrome" Believing something with %100 absolute conviction all the while being proved wrong to your face over, and over....

"Ernie Simms is the middle linebacker for the Lions"---Folley

**Looked up on NFL.com shows ES on the roster as an outside linebacker...

"No, he's middle linebacker. I saw it. I have season tickets"---Folley

"Effin tardation"---Voice of Reason

by benevolentmalefactor July 16, 2009

cell-u-lar-tardation

a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.

b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.

Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009