tuesday

Every day has a comfortable label that you can use to shape your day.

Monday: The start of the week. Hellish, maybe, but at least categorized.
Wednesday: Humpday. After Wednesday it’s all downhill. The end of the day on Wednesday can be particularly euphoric.
Thursday: The real start of the weekend, and only one day ’til Friday.
Friday: Clearly, it’s awesome.
Saturday and Sunday: Weekends rule.

What’s Tuesday? It’s wedged in there, nameless, formless, and generally craptastic.

Obviously, Tuesday suxzors.

by new_revolution April 19, 2005

on a tuesday

to be on a tuesday

its on a tuesday dude...see u there.

by austyn1990 October 29, 2014

It's Tuesday

A term used in crappy commercials to denote that someone has never eaten good food in their entire life. This usually applies to WalMart.

Husband: OH MY GOD IS THAT STEAK!!!!!????? I've never eaten steak before! Is it our anniversary or something??? Oh God what did I forget???? WHAT DAY IS IT??!!!!

Wife, smirking idiotically: It's Tuesday

by spynoodle December 9, 2011

tuesday

a sarky way of saying you're not going to do something is to say you'll do it on a tuesday, or if something is stupid or unbelievable is happening it's tuesday.

"Are you going to go to church?" "Aye, I'll go there on a tuesday"

or

Hollyoaks is a pure tuesday

by S.e.a.n. January 1, 2007

tuesday

When used as an adjective to describe one's dejected mood and despondency two days after the end of the weekend. Especially if one has partied all weekend using chisel and become sculptured.

Question:"How do you feel today?"
Answer:"A bit tuesday."

by ashteroid November 8, 2006

tuesday

The nicer way of phrasing the word cunt. Derived from the long saying see you next Tuesday.

Ahh man I hate that guy over there! Hes such a Tuesday.

by Dwayam March 6, 2009

Tuesdaying

The Act of calling in sick to work on a Tuesday with the goal of making the week seem far shorter.

"Theres no way i can work a full week I'm totally Tuesdaying it!"

by Tuesdaying March 6, 2009