This delightful hack will have your public men’s room smelling like a 0-star hotel.
At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
Carthage McFartface: HAY EYYY IM SORREY BUT I EHH GAYVE YER MANS ROOM A UPGRADE OVER THERE EH?
Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.
Carthage McFartface: THATS CUZ I MAYD A GODD DAMM TRUDEAU AIR FRESHENER AN IM SORREY EH BUT I ALSO PEED ON IT A LONG TIME EH BISHH EH SORREY?
Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.
Carthage McFartface: THATS CUZ I MAYD A GODD DAMM TRUDEAU AIR FRESHENER AN IM SORREY EH BUT I ALSO PEED ON IT A LONG TIME EH BISHH EH SORREY?
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When you get elected, and half the country flees to the US (8 million, 2015)
When you make target the elderly, single mothers, and the working class to make them homeless.
When you could solve homelessness with $4 billion, and instead raise taxes on the middle to class to 45%, donate $50 billion to third-world countries where you go on vacations for free.
"When Native Canadians name you after a goose -Running Goose, a goose that shits himself when it tries to fly" -Trudeau, 2015, American Press
When you get elected, and half the country flees to the US (8 million, 2015)
When you make target the elderly, single mothers, and the working class to make them homeless.
When you could solve homelessness with $4 billion, and instead raise taxes on the middle to class to 45%, donate $50 billion to third-world countries where you go on vacations for free.
"When Native Canadians name you after a goose -Running Goose, a goose that shits himself when it tries to fly" -Trudeau, 2015, American Press
I was trudeauing. I was going taking my company down a road of homelessness, and bankruptcy by embezzling all my investments, and stock shares. I thought it was funny the first time I bankrupted Canada, and then I tried it 3 more times - I wasn't as bad as Brian Mulroney, I was way worse, I was trudeauing so hard I woke up a billionaire, in a country where a city with 60,000 had 16,000 homeless. I had to break the Charter every year because I couldn't figure out that no one in history had ever deliberately created a pandemic of poverty where 50% of Canadian businesses would close in a period of 1 year after the covid isolation. I took away Canadian's right to protest, I took away Canadian's right to say no, I took away Canadian's rights to tell the truth, and most of all I took all their money, and savings, their house, their little cat. I was trudeauing.
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Sally MacDonald couldn't afford the $3,000 monthly rent for a junior bachelor apartment in the area, so she had no choice but to buy a tent and set up in the nearest Trudeau Town.
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Him: There he goes again.... Trolling Trump and the loser takes the bait every damn time........ Her: Another Classic Trollin' Trudeau moment .
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Projecting one’s own flaws, or destructive actions, on to one’s political opponents
Similar to gaslighting, to manipulate someone using psychological methods into questioning their own sanity or powers of reasoning
Extreme gaslighting
To divide and conquer
See lying
See hypocrisy
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Example: one who, after accusing opponents or adversaries of standing with nazis, invites an actual nazi to a large public event.
Projecting one’s own flaws, or destructive actions, on to one’s political opponents
Similar to gaslighting, to manipulate someone using psychological methods into questioning their own sanity or powers of reasoning
Extreme gaslighting
To divide and conquer
See lying
See hypocrisy
See gaslighting
Example: one who, after accusing opponents or adversaries of standing with nazis, invites an actual nazi to a large public event.
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