Trojan Donut

This is, quite simply, when you insert a lubed, unrolled condom into someones ass with your finger, blow it up like a balloon inside their ass, tie it off, and then whip it out of their asshole as hard as you can.

It's worth doing a Trojan Donut just to hear the sound it makes.

by lcableguy9002 November 5, 2009

trojan war helmet

a position in which a man positions his balls over the girls eyes and his penis along her nose to resemble a trojan war helmet

steve was fuckin around with chelsea and rocked a trojan war helmet on her

by BMW March 30, 2003

Trojan Ecstasy

The newest condom technology - feels like "Nothings there!" closely meaning that it was created as an excuse for unprotected sex; thus feeling better than a regular one and in exchange resulting in a large number of broken condoms, unwanted pregnancy's, and STD's.

Trojan Ecstasy: 60 percent of the time, - it fails - every time!

by asdgdfgh July 28, 2009

Towanda

A tiny town in Pennsylvania where the streets are tighter than a nuns pussy, almost everything is uphill, everyone is obsessed with wrestling and the most exciting thing is Burger King and Hurley's.

As long as we're in Towanda, we might as well get some burger king.

by PDF27 August 11, 2017

Trojan Mongorian Horse

A Trojan Mongorian Horse is a deceptive weapon inspired by the infamous Trojan Horse that the Greek's used to trick Troy during the Trojan War. The difference being that no one is inside of a Trojan Mongorian Horse, because it is filled with Sweet and Sour Pork, a substance known to be hot and sticky and the main weakness of Tuong Lu Kim (aside from being Asian, having English as a second language, and being subject to the worst possible speech impediment that could result from those two qualities), owner and manager of the City Wok in South Park, Colorado.

"Oh I get it, a Trojan Mongorian Horse. Mongorians are hiding inside, tinking that I bring it in da' shitty wall, d'en Mongorians pop out and destroy shitty wall from da' inside out without gettin' da' sweet and souwa pork on day head. Okay, I'll pray arong" - Tuong Lu Kim

by DriftEJ20 April 26, 2011

trojan man

The only guy that can be decked out in rubber and still gets all the chicks.
or
The more protective seal around your penis.

"See that chick the Trojan man was with"
or
"The trojan man was too big for Tyler and Bo-Bo and their love making."

by Sexy Scott January 28, 2005

trojan whore

Trojan Whores are college girls that only hook up with guys affiliated with the greek community.

I was trying to hook up with Jessica, but the damn trojan whore wanted some douchebag sigma chi.

by brad bronson June 26, 2008