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Meat Train

I talked to Jackie the other day, and she seemed like she wanted to take another ride on my meat train!
by Skipper O'Donnehue July 6, 2005
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Train Kept a Rollin

1)The BEst song ever! A complete OMFG YOU HAVE TO COVER THIS song. Aerosmith, the Yardbirds, Metallica, and GNR have covered this song. It was written by a trio of people. Anyone can cover it.

2) A song with a beginner's riff, completely awesome for soloing on
Train Kept a Rollin, all night long
Train Kept a Rollin, all night long
Train Kept a Rollin, all night long
Train Kept a Rollin, all night long
and a heave,
and a Ho,

Well I'm just gonna tell her so!
by Banhammerer January 3, 2010
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Secret Nazi Treasure Train

A group sex act, wherein all participants don WW2 era (leather/latex/etc.) fetish clothing and/or Steam Punk inspired sex toys. There is a Fight Club/Vegas rule barring all involved from speaking about any activities to anyone who was not present.
Bob: Hey, Jim, you look worn out. Rough weekend?
Jim: I'm fine. Just not feeling well.
Sue, whispering to Jim: That was a great Secret Nazi Treasure Train we did up Saturday night. I still can't feel my nipples.
Jim: Shhhh!

fetish leather secret Nazi treasure train
by listopencil October 11, 2015
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Slippery Steam Train

When you fill a spoon with lube and stick it in your orifice in order to lubricate your ass, then you continue to shovel the lube into your orifices.
Rupert: I wanted to try new things with Gertrude. What's the best way to lubricate my anus?
Mallory: The best thing is the slippery steam train, you'll be more slippery than ever before!
by peronasunlight July 15, 2016
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thomas the train

duh duh duh duh duh duh da dada duh da duh dada dada duh dadadadadada
by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019
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Pokemon Trainer Red

the strongest pokemon trainer in the world with his level 88 Pikachu and his level 84 Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur, level 82 Snorlax and a level 80 Lapras. he is undefeated and all Gold and Cynthia fanboys/girls can go fuck themselves.
Pokemon Trainer Gold: You've come to the wrong region motherfucker.
Pokemon Trainer Red: LOL, that's cute.
by RedJ February 27, 2015
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you tube train

when you visit the popular website you tube. after looking at one video, you get distracted into watching an interesting looking video in the 'related videos' section. Another distraction follows, and another, and so on and so on, until you discover that you has spent a surprising amount of time, and are now watching something totally unrelated to what you went on there for.
Example 1: i've got about ten minutes to kill, so i think i'll hop on the you tube train and see where it takes me.

Example 2: you'd never believe where the you tube train just took me. i went on to do my favourite old search of 'fat kid falls', and i ended up watching a video of a dog dancing on it's hind legs to the james bond theme music. what an awesome world we live in.
by jimwade December 16, 2009
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