Something bad that happens to someone as a direct result of them being stoned. This bad thing is usually something small and would most likely not have happened otherwise.
Person 1: Dude, that bowl last night hit me really hard. I almost dropped all my Captain Crunch on the carpet.
Person 2: Dude... your parent would have been so mad if you spilled milk all over their new carpet.
Person 1: I know, I just avoided a stoner tragedy.
Person 2: Dude... your parent would have been so mad if you spilled milk all over their new carpet.
Person 1: I know, I just avoided a stoner tragedy.
by ChocolateBaconCrunch November 26, 2013
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My friends: STOP IT!
Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
My friends: STOP IT!
Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
by Spaz” January 27, 2021
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Like Greek Tragedy, a dramatic story dealing with the problems of a central character, leading to a disastrous ending brought on by his flawed character, moral weakness and psychological maladjustment.
It has been apparent to some from the very beginning, due to his multitude of fatal flaws, that this Trumpian Tragedy would result in a complete reversal of fortune for the central character, and thereby finally yield some long hoped for relief for the entire world.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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by Another Girl On The Web September 2, 2020
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Guy 1- Man, I saw John after he got back after his 12 months in South America- bobble hat, dreadlocks and all.
Guy 2 - I heard it was 'jean-pierre' these days
Guy 1 - What a gap year tragedy
Guy 2 - I heard it was 'jean-pierre' these days
Guy 1 - What a gap year tragedy
by Clactoner November 30, 2009
Get the Gap Year Tragedy mug.The White Tragedy is an uplifting look at the characters’ darkest days. The heavy weight of the characters’ problems brings them close to their breaking point, but what could have been tragedy is averted by new reasoning in the perception of how the protagonists views their reality. The characters then shed the skin of worldly problems and are born anew.
White Tragedy had been influenced by films such as The Graduate, Dr. Strangelove, the work of Hal Ashby (in particular, Harold and Maude), the work of Wes Anderson (The Royal Tenenbaums) and various other feature films.
The term White Tragedy, coined by Lisa Wegner circa 2010, is a testament to the will to succeed through any tragedy and emerge from it a stronger and more balanced being. Lisa Wegner is an award winning filmmaker and a member of Cambridge Who’s Who. Lisa’s company Mighty Brave Productions follows the White Tragedy tradition in the films Countenance, Boundless, Outset, and The Gospel of Phi.
The term White Tragedy, coined by Lisa Wegner circa 2010, is a testament to the will to succeed through any tragedy and emerge from it a stronger and more balanced being. Lisa Wegner is an award winning filmmaker and a member of Cambridge Who’s Who. Lisa’s company Mighty Brave Productions follows the White Tragedy tradition in the films Countenance, Boundless, Outset, and The Gospel of Phi.
by Mighty I June 10, 2010
Get the White Tragedy mug.This is a story that true Sith use when they see a random person and they want to turn them to the dark side.(or annoy the shit out of them) they also use this on their younger siblings when they do something wrong.
Brother:
Drops Plate and breaks it
Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Brother:
NO FCK YOU
Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
Drops Plate and breaks it
Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Brother:
NO FCK YOU
Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
by itsWhip February 8, 2021
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