Dutch Traffic Jam 

When you break a cock ring during a gang bang and hold up the others while you repair it. Similar to repairing your bicycle in the bike lane.

On my way to work this morning I ran into a Dutch Traffic Jam.

Dutch Traffic Jam by WTFuck July 10, 2014

California Traffic Jam 

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

California Traffic Jam by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

Chicago Traffic Jam 

When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.

Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori} Wilt: yeah, they were [deep in her ass

Chicago Traffic Jam by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017

Wyoming Traffic Jam 

When a girl takes a shit and you proceed to fuck the girl with the shit on your dick.

That girl was freaky, she let me do a Wyoming traffic jam and now my dick burns.

Wyoming Traffic Jam by Whahzhxus November 20, 2017

Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

Morning Traffic Jam by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

rolling traffic jam 

When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.

Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.

rolling traffic jam by jwalker8680 September 11, 2019

montana traffic jam 

A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.

Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"

Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"

montana traffic jam by EpicQ February 27, 2024