traffic grape jam

when you are stuck in traffic and the cars in front of and behind you are purple

God this highway sucks. This is the worst traffic grape jam ever. I want a sandwich.

by trigger mikes March 30, 2010

Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025

Chicago Traffic Jam

When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.

Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass

by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017

traffic jammed

Getting stuck in traffic.
See also:

traffic jam
Traffic
Alt. Spelling:
Traffic-Jammed

Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work.
Coworker: It happens.

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 June 27, 2021

Wyoming Traffic Jam

When a girl takes a shit and you proceed to fuck the girl with the shit on your dick.

That girl was freaky, she let me do a Wyoming traffic jam and now my dick burns.

by Whahzhxus November 20, 2017

Traffic Jam

When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim

"Hey Bill how's the kid?"
"He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".

by GaryMcDingle November 20, 2019

montana traffic jam

A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.

Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"

Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"

by EpicQ February 27, 2024