Topher

Large goofy ass bitch with a microphone that is approximately 7.25in in length and 6.5 in circumference. Will also regret letting that info into the wild.
"Topher's mic is not to be trifled with you whelp"!
by Dahp January 08, 2024
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Topher

A little country kid from Kentucky that don't like Olivia
Topher: Y'all already know who I am my name is topher and I think Olivia.
Olivia: I think topher
by Rebekahcunninham January 12, 2023
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Topher

the motherfucker from Total Drama Pahkitew Island that tried to steal Chris McLean's job and attempted identity theft.
Person A: "Topher is my favorite tdpi character!"
Person B: "How? He attempted identity theft.."
by topher_.xx January 12, 2025
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Topher

My names topher and I think it’s gonna be olivia
by Potato1958 January 12, 2023
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Tophered

A man who get pretty clean but kinda misses what made him unclean.
He thought he’d be better and when he realized he was just better off we all knew he got Tophered.
by The Real Beast. October 05, 2023
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Topher one

When two people take a shit into the same toilet
Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
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tophering

whenever a guy is feeling mad litty, or is high on a good time, totally tubular in the slimy.
dude, i'm totally tophering right now.

Tophered:
dude i'm tophered as gods holy grace right now bro.
by cashguy July 25, 2023
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