Skip to main content

heavy toothpick

Boy1: have you met the new girl
Boy2:no but i heardshe was a heavy toothpick
by misskae May 12, 2015
mugGet the heavy toothpick mug.

Chinese Toothpick

I had to stop eating out Juno cause she never shaved, I was tired of removing Chinese toothpicks
by Son of a gimp December 20, 2019
mugGet the Chinese Toothpick mug.

Wooly toothpick

To unplug a used tampon with your teeth
What’s the smell...oh no it’s a wooly toothpick
by Jimmy887222 September 27, 2020
mugGet the Wooly toothpick mug.

Arkansas Toothpick

Prior to the blowjob, she spits in your face and calls you a loser with a tiny dick. So you knock out her two front teeth and facefuck her.
“Man, Tracy got drunk and wanted an Arkansas toothpick last night. Cops showed up.”
by Jimmy The Clown March 14, 2022
mugGet the Arkansas Toothpick mug.

Tennessee Toothpick

Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”

“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”

“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”

“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
by LPeezy February 2, 2023
mugGet the Tennessee Toothpick mug.

moonshiner's toothpick

A moonshiner's toothpick is a coon dick
Me, "I killed me a boar coon and got me a moonshiner's toothpick."
by Coonhunter12 January 29, 2021
mugGet the moonshiner's toothpick mug.

Orange On A Toothpick

A description for a human with an abnormally large noggin. This phrase was used in the Mike Myers film “So I Married an Axe Murderer” by mr McKenzie to describe his son william’s head.
By God look at that kids head, it’s like an orange on a toothpick it is!
by Dr Distress August 6, 2021
mugGet the Orange On A Toothpick mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email