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Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.
i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter
mugGet the two in the cooter one in the tootermug.
see tooter is my friend.

What it should be changed to: Tooter plus Gabby equals two high bastard-fuckers having sex at Barnes and Noble
sauce's low intelligence made me think tooter plus gabby equals love.
by Insaney February 15, 2004
mugGet the tooter plus gabby equals lovemug.

Tooter

The definition of this word was once accepted to be any tube like apparatus for the express purpose of insuffulating narcotics, however to align with the massive shift in popular drug culture that has occurred with the opioid epidemic it is now commonly accepted to mean any tube like apparatus, usually a hollowed bic pen or straw, used for the Express purpose of free basing or smoking opioids such as heroin or fentanyl pills on foil.
Cluck #1: Yo I just hit a lick and clucked off this iPad for a T of brown my nigga, you got the tins and a tooter?
Cluck #2: Bruh I gots tooters for days but let's hit a wap instead
by Hustle and Hutzpah May 18, 2019
mugGet the Tootermug.

Tooter Butter

When you attempt to let out a large toot, but instead are left running to the bathroom with a little more down there than you wished for. Can damage underwear beyond normal repair.
Aitanna just let out a tooter butter! Oh goodness she's going to need to shop for new underwear soon, she's running out!
by JRdanbury March 23, 2016
mugGet the Tooter Buttermug.

Round Town Tooter

A woman of questionable morals who sleeps around.
Linda: Did you know both of her sons were father by different men who were NOT her husband?
Megan: Wow, she really is a Round Town Tooter.
by rntrovert January 10, 2018
mugGet the Round Town Tootermug.

Tooter

Tooter(s) A Vape Pen Specifically For Cannabis Use-

The term was coined in the first quarter of the 2020 Covid -19 Pandemic when groups of people had to hide from plain sight to experience social interaction. Tooterz Blue Collar Cannabis supplied friends and family with safe place to connect while they were locked down by the tyrannical government taking over the once free nation of Canada
On your way home can you stop and pick me up a tooter
by Tooterz June 18, 2022
mugGet the Tootermug.

Saddy tooter

Dam girl your such a fuckin saddy tooter
by Omg 37483883 October 13, 2015
mugGet the Saddy tootermug.

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