Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.
i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter
by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 February 03, 2016
see tooter is my friend.
What it should be changed to: Tooter plus Gabby equals two high bastard-fuckers having sex at Barnes and Noble
What it should be changed to: Tooter plus Gabby equals two high bastard-fuckers having sex at Barnes and Noble
by Insaney February 15, 2004
by Keikush September 03, 2019
If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.
The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
by Go Balls Deep1 December 02, 2023
by Scrumble Bumshkin April 09, 2022
An inside out rolled joint, filled with both hash and weed (marijuana) and containing at least 0.75 grams of weed, may be called a Timmy Tooter joint.
Damn dude, that's a nicely rolled Timmy Tooter joint.
I've put a gram of weed in just one joint, a true Timmy Tooter right here.
Smoke the Timmy Tooter, you'll get stoned in no time!
I've put a gram of weed in just one joint, a true Timmy Tooter right here.
Smoke the Timmy Tooter, you'll get stoned in no time!
by SparXerBullet April 22, 2017
“Yo bro I’m having a pool party this week you wanna come ?” “You got the tooteres (or tooties) ?” “Hell yea I got the bitches bro”
by Diamond_09 November 18, 2023