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two in the cooter one in the tooter

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.
i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter
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tooter plus gabby equals love

see tooter is my friend.

What it should be changed to: Tooter plus Gabby equals two high bastard-fuckers having sex at Barnes and Noble
sauce's low intelligence made me think tooter plus gabby equals love.
by Insaney February 15, 2004
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Tooter

What Matthew gets for his son to help him with his homework.
Riddick has a tooter for his spelling homework.
by I make a funny August 25, 2020
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Tooteres

“Yo bro I’m having a pool party this week you wanna come ?” “You got the tooteres (or tooties) ?” “Hell yea I got the bitches bro”
by Diamond_09 November 18, 2023
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Tooter

The definition of this word was once accepted to be any tube like apparatus for the express purpose of insuffulating narcotics, however to align with the massive shift in popular drug culture that has occurred with the opioid epidemic it is now commonly accepted to mean any tube like apparatus, usually a hollowed bic pen or straw, used for the Express purpose of free basing or smoking opioids such as heroin or fentanyl pills on foil.
Cluck #1: Yo I just hit a lick and clucked off this iPad for a T of brown my nigga, you got the tins and a tooter?
Cluck #2: Bruh I gots tooters for days but let's hit a wap instead
by Hustle and Hutzpah May 18, 2019
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Honk tooter

Honk tooter is a word few people know. A cook named Darren wants said honk tooter to every order that came through.
Ordering a fried pot sticker”, “honk tooter
by anonymous June 19, 2023
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Tooter Smooter

Jacob, my weird uncle, kept on being a tooter smooter around the young girls
by Scrumble Bumshkin April 9, 2022
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