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two in the cooter one in the tooter

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.
i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter
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tooter plus gabby equals love

see tooter is my friend.

What it should be changed to: Tooter plus Gabby equals two high bastard-fuckers having sex at Barnes and Noble
sauce's low intelligence made me think tooter plus gabby equals love.
by Insaney February 15, 2004
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Tooter-tot

A person who sniffs drugs.
A person who "plays with there nose"
She sniffles alot, she must be a tooter-tot.
Look at that tooter-tot
by Keikush September 3, 2019
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Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013
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tooter

slang word, used in secondary school, for a vape.
usually used so not to attract the attention of teachers.
can also be referred to as toot for short.
can be used as a verb "oi dyu wana go for a quick toot behind the bike shed" yk
person1: oi does anyone have a tooter
person2: yeh here yar mate
by ricky pee pee January 31, 2023
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Tooteres

“Yo bro I’m having a pool party this week you wanna come ?” “You got the tooteres (or tooties) ?” “Hell yea I got the bitches bro”
by Diamond_09 November 18, 2023
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Tooter

What Matthew gets for his son to help him with his homework.
Riddick has a tooter for his spelling homework.
by I make a funny August 25, 2020
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