tongan

Polynesians from the island of Tonga. Most are either Catholic or Mormon. They are some of the largest people ever. Bob Marley is like a god to them. The most heavily Tongan populated city in the United States is Euless, Texas. Most of them smoke weed which is what prevents a lot of them from making it big in the NFL. In about 6 years, everybody in America will know what a tongan is based on Ofa Moheatau. He'll be bussin heads in the NFL. They usually have a hate for Samoans. Samoans also have a hate for Tongans. Usually in any samoan on tongan fight, it is the tongan that wins. All Tongans are some how related. The entire race.

Tongans are huge!

by JP June 17, 2004

Tongan

Humble,happy,funny people!!
Brown or tan coloured.
James cook named the island Tonga the friendly islands!!

Coz u noe how we do!!

We da best!!
HORSIE BAYBEY!!

Koe ha? Feinga mai!!

No 1 baby heheheh

KAI HOOSI BAYBAY!

I'ma TONGAN AND I ROK!!

by Tongan's Fynest August 4, 2008

Tongan

Very smelly bitch ass faggot's that Samoans don't like. I've never seen a fuckin' Tongan whoop a Samoan.

Fuck a Tongan, I'll leave a bitch leakin' and split.

by 2LA May 14, 2004

tongan

Origin from the pacific island kingdom of tonga. tongans are generally referred to as being arrogant at times. tongans love to gossip & are very competitive amongst their own when throwing "lavish" parties on special occasions/events like birthdays, weddings etc. very friendly people, tend to be a little obnoxious. metophorically compared to 'horses.' tongans can hold their liquor & love to party hardy. tongans are big & very proud people so dont fuck with them...they'll hurt you.

Timothy, move or that tongan will shit on you!

by lipstick_armor May 5, 2006

Tongans

Descendents from the Kingdom of Tonga.

Many traveled away from our homeland for several different reasons: to start over, aspiring hope, a better life, escape the government, or to work and help family in the island.

Just like the Puritans fled for religious freedom or the Quakers on a spiritual pilgrimage, and other cultures reallocating reasons, all were on an exploration of progression, enrichment, or dreams.

However, the connotative deifinition of Tongans now a days, directly gear towards: BIG, FOOTBALL, THE HAKA (which is not a real tongan chant), or FOOD.

...all Tongans can play football...

by naite October 19, 2007

Topanga

a fine white woman with characteristics that black men like. Curves, breast and cute faces. White women that white men say are too thick or that there butts are too big. Black men talk to "topanga" instead of a black women because they also lack the aggressive nature and torment that black women give. Orgin are from "Boy Meets World"- the Topanga character

I met a topanga today at starbucks, she likes to ski and I cant wait to see her in her ski fit!

by Bellagio Davinci November 11, 2010

tongan ninja

A funny but crap film.
Funny becos its shit

only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:"My Name is Chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh... but u can call me Dwayne".

and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:" Your parents......were eten by godzilla

Tongan Ninja is a very bad quality, shit film which is only really funny cos its a shit copy of kung powwhich kicks ass

by Lucas December 31, 2003