Toking up

Toking a joint

im toking up on a joint, want some?

by imyouyourme December 13, 2016

Wee-toning

Failure to urinate amongst a crowd of gentlemen!

Classic James, silently wee-toning

by El_melocoton October 11, 2016

mad toking

toking (ripping from a bong) heavily and for a long period of time

Damn dude, you've been mad toking for the past 10 minutes. Pass me the bong!

by stoneybalogna August 22, 2017

Shit toking

When you spend time pretending to go to the bathroom just so you can watch tik tok without interruptions

Husband: Are you ok, you’ve been in the bathroom a long time.

Wife: oh yeah, I’m fine. I was just shit toking

by Happy2bmrsp October 10, 2020

Toffing off

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.

"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)

by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010

Cock Toking

Sucking cock; puffing on cock; Hog Smoking

Jessica is into cock toking!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

TFing

The act of currently being Part of Teen Forums.
used to describe Posting, Browsing etc.

guy 1: dude what you up 2
guy 2: nm just TFING
guy 1: TFING WTF
guy 2: Pfft teen foruming Noob

by Shane Rounce January 16, 2008