It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.
by fizzeh January 15, 2019
A bitch that cares mostly about a man's toe size; Constantly scoping out men in flip flops searching for the perfect toe proportion.
This guy was interested in this girl but then he realized he stood no chance because she was a big toed bitch.
This guy was interested in this girl but then he realized he stood no chance because she was a big toed bitch.
Big Toed Bitch: I'm going to the shoe section so i can look at men's feet.
Friend: Why?
Big Toed Bitch: Because, I'm a big toed bitch, and i gotta find me a big toed dick.
Friend: Why?
Big Toed Bitch: Because, I'm a big toed bitch, and i gotta find me a big toed dick.
by T3rmin4l/Cri7ic4l January 24, 2020
ugly Kenneth Cole shoes that douchebags from miami wear. Probably forgot to button their shirt as well.
by Jdog6969 February 18, 2011
by Mr. Kay November 15, 2006
by juiikneajearglaor November 30, 2022
a gay person who prances around dressed up like a chick, and wanting to drop to their knees and suck a huge cock off.
"look at that twinkle toed faggot prance"
by babysatan666 April 18, 2007
"Jack's a good athelete."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."
by Legbah February 04, 2008